Advice for men on PMS  

MWWwantsmore 51F
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3/2/2006 10:52 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Advice for men on PMS

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own
hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect



Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my
moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me
diamonds. Here have some chocolate.


passionmouth 47M

3/4/2006 4:31 am

Good MWW, but still like your fishing joke the best. Thought of the day: A Big O missed today cannot be made up tomorrow. Also: Let go my ears, I know my business. Luv, shouldn't you keep one male in your "outlets", me??? Ted in cent Pa.


MWWwantsmore 51F

3/4/2006 7:58 am

Passion: sorry one male is not enought for MY outlets But thanks for visiting my blog!


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