A Father's Last Request  

MWWwantsmore 51F
1594 posts
6/16/2006 7:33 am

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6/17/2006 2:20 pm

A Father's Last Request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/16/2006 7:57 am

MWW MWWwantsmore,


That was too halarious.

Lady B.

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/16/2006 9:51 am:
I thought so too

rm_needsmoreluv 52M
20 posts
6/16/2006 8:28 am

i don't know where u get them all but here is one to add to your blonde joke collection with a twist.

>>Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole,
>>looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
>>"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
>>don't have a ladder."
>>The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few
>>bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
>>pocket, took a measurement &announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and
>>walked away.
>>Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a
>>dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.
>>Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the
>>reconstruction of New Orleans

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/16/2006 9:51 am:
I have heard that one before LOL


funaddict65 53M

6/16/2006 8:35 am

Cute, I can only give you a point for that one. The pic didn't have that zing this time...lol

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/16/2006 9:52 am:
Well I cant win everytime

leegs55 54M

6/16/2006 2:18 pm

i like your pic!!!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/16/2006 5:53 pm:
Thanks hun! I like yours too!

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