80 year old birth control  

59 posts
2/3/2006 7:23 am

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80 year old birth control

I have got a joke for you guys today. And this time you all had better laugh or no more blogs for you

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman
for most of her life finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes
grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for
birth control pills. Mrs. Smith, do you realize these
are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at
night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely
NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one
up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16
year old granddaughter drinks...and believe me, it
helps me sleep at night."

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/3/2006 8:40 am

Loved it

BlackmenYum 43F

2/3/2006 11:09 pm

That was funny, you made me laugh

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