I COULD Be a Hilton!?!?!?!  

MILFGoddess 44F
201 posts
7/27/2005 5:25 pm

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I COULD Be a Hilton!?!?!?!

LOL...that's got to be THE DUMBEST show on TV right now, too...

Anyhow--I got the new Adam & Eve catalog in the mail the other day. I was impressed to see EVERYTHING on sale--woo hoo! I was also impressed that they are getting BRAVE with their envelopes. On the cover was a photo of Paris Hilton with a note that said, "Receive the Paris Hilton video if you order within 5 days!!"

OK, that's HARDLY "discreet packaging". I am sure the mail lady knew EXACTLY what she was delivering (and she SHOULD--I work with her "partner"-they are both raving Lesbians!) to perverted little ol' me! But anyhow--I opened it, sorted through the inserts, marked my wish list & folded down the corners of the pages in the catalog with interesting products on them then the photos of Paris caught my eye again. What was it about her in those photos??? Hmm..? I GOT IT!

SHE AND I HAVE BOOBS THAT ARE EXACTLY ALIKE! (Yes, this is a somewhat "boob rant" again! )

"The Waterwings"--set wide apart, no cleavage, and nipples pointed slightly outward. Of course, her's are 8 years younger than mine, perky and haven't been through 2 pregnancies, but the general design is still there! Don't get me wrong--I don't like her. She's NOT pretty. She looks like some kind of animal that I can't put my finger on? When she opens her mouth, stupid things usually come out. If I hear "That's hot" one more time, I think I will PUKE. But at least we have our boobs in common.

I wonder if she obsesses about hers like I obsess about mine!?!?!?

But I just thought I would share this fascinating little titty-bit with everyone Carry on....

NAZlkn4fun 44
2 posts
7/30/2005 9:44 am

I've got to say, paris hilton has to be the single dumbest person with money on earth. I wonder if she know's she's the laughingstock of the country.

MILFGoddess 44F

7/30/2005 5:37 pm

Good point, NAZ...I can't stand the tacky cheesburger-needin' bitch myself.

Rascal--I am a little confused by the last sentence of YOUR entry--I hope you ARE comlimenting me over her? Cuz we all know that MILF beats SKANK any day!!

janstrong 44M
15 posts
8/18/2005 9:36 am

i see you one woman in the world she toke a trou

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