You Don't Win Everytime!!  

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
382 posts
2/8/2006 11:31 pm

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You Don't Win Everytime!!


A friend e-mailed this to me yesterday. I thought it was quite funny. Hope it cheers you up.

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct '98. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISES, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!!!

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
2/9/2006 2:46 am

hehe ,nice one


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Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
2/9/2006 5:24 pm

Thanks for stopping by Papy.

I'll post another funny one later today.


docdirk 47M

2/16/2006 7:13 pm

LOL - Love that one!!!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
2/19/2006 8:34 pm

Thanks Doc.

Hope to find more funny stuff to share.


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