Opposites Attract?  

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
382 posts
2/14/2006 8:54 pm

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1/10/2007 11:19 pm

Opposites Attract?


1. If Louise, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch they will call each other Louise, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

3. A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

4. Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

5. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

6. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

8. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

9. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about the dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

10. Thought For The Day: "Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing".

11. A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of donkeys, cows and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws."

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYBODY!

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
2/15/2006 9:58 am

Thanks for the post...I needed a laugh this morning. Got a few good ones from this.

Have a great day!

kiss

Kiss


tillerbabe 56F

2/15/2006 10:39 am

Very nice and very true!!!!


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
2/15/2006 10:40 pm

Kiss & Tiller, thanks for stopping by.

Glad you enjoyed it!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
2/16/2006 5:46 am

and a lovely belated happy valentines for you


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
2/17/2006 12:44 am

Papy - thank you. Wish you could be my Valentine!

Sweetneeds - thanks for stopping by. BTW, when do I start my new job as your sex slave? LOL!

MZ - really? I thought it was money & sex!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/18/2006 9:32 am

I thought it was just money.


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
2/19/2006 8:43 pm

No Saint. It's gotta be both.

I ain't got both and my world sure ain't goin round.

So, if you've got the money, I sure have plenty of time.

What say we ... Nah! Forget it! It's just me and my fantasies.


TabithaElectra79 38F

2/20/2006 7:25 am

LOL!



Good post!


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/20/2006 2:52 pm

LMOAO. Great post.


winter_k86 31M
3 posts
2/22/2006 8:25 pm

I am new here, nice to meet you all.^_^


mysticmonty 41F

2/23/2006 8:45 pm

I'm also new here, to your blog Luv. Enjoying it as I read and laugh.
Many times I've wanted to drop by but better late than never yea?

Keep them posts coming!


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

2/27/2006 7:58 pm

That's funny....

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
3/1/2006 2:16 am

Thanks for stopping by you all!

I'll try to keep in touch.


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