Just For Laughs ...  

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
382 posts
6/26/2006 1:07 am

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10/2/2006 2:30 am

Just For Laughs ...

1. When I was born, I had a choice - A small dick or a good memory. I can't remember which one I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying, :No hard feelings."

5. There are two four letter words that are offensive to men regarding sex: "don't" and "stop", unless put together: "Don't stop".

6. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a person's life: Tri weekly, Try weekly, and Try weakly.

8. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

9. Q: What's an Australian Kiss?
A: The same thing as a French Kiss, only down under.

10. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

11. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.

12. Teacher: "Use 'harassment' in a sentence."
Johnny: "Her mouth said no, but 'her ass meant' yes."

13. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.

14. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

15. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives.

digdug41 49M

6/26/2006 2:40 am

thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/26/2006 10:29 pm

You're more than welcome, Digs.

Good to hear from you!

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

6/27/2006 7:37 pm

giggles thanks I needed that. BTW Hi just wondering the blogs looking for new peeps to read.
Hugs Smooth

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/28/2006 1:43 am

Smooth - thanks for stopping by. You're welcome any time although I don't write very well. But you're welcome to pop in any time!

MZ - Well, just scoot on over here. I'll give ya plenty! LOL!

devitruvianman 39M
71 posts
8/18/2006 4:55 am


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