A Little Humor For Today!  

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
382 posts
6/15/2006 1:07 am

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A Little Humor For Today!

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like dad or mom, it's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it's sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: "You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?"
A: Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day".

Q: Girl & boy go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asks, "Why?"
A: The animals told him: "Your tail is in front!!"

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/16/2006 1:07 am

Yeah MZ. It's a really cute one. I'm sure it'll give your grandsons a big laugh.

And give yourself a big hug from me, but be careful, my tail might get in the way!!

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