The Most Sexually Driven Film Of All Time Is?  

Luvs2Lixpussy 48M
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3/26/2006 12:32 am

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4/23/2006 1:50 am

The Most Sexually Driven Film Of All Time Is?


It's not Poison Ivy, a film about a teenage slut wanting to fuck her friends Father.

Forget Wild Orchids, that film was child's play next to the one I'm talking about.

Monster's Ball, who? Hey,I for one did enjoy Halle Berry's wild sex scene in the film,but it's peanuts next to my choice.

Cruel Intentions? Again,child's play!

What truly makes a film sexually driven?

Sex scenes?

Nahhhh... I don't think so!

The film I am talking about does not have not even one sex scene, in fact few kisses are even seen.

Bet you'rewondering what the fuck film is this nut job talking about?

Okay, I'll tell you!

"The Sound Of Music"

No you are not way to stoned or drunk, you read that right folks, I said The Sound Of Music.

You know the film, we all grew up on it and can catch replays every year during Christmas.

Here we have Julie Andrews playing a nun who has landed a job as a nanny for a rich handsome widowed man.

The man is all but remarried, has a future set with another woman and what does Andrews do in the film?

The bitch steals the man away from the other woman!

Ohhhh... but the way she did it was the most underhanded scheme of all time.

She got the kids to adore her first, taught them naughty songs,yes I said naughty songs.

Think the Do,Ray,me song was not naughty?

Think outside the box and come to a conclusion yourself.

Do..a deer (heres the catch folks) a FEMALE deer.

Ray, a drop of golden sun (bitch meant golden shower)

Me, a name I call myself (meant she played with herself)

Fa, a long,long way to run (running like hell when caught playing with herself)

Sew, a needle pulling thread (meant a hand yanking on a dick)

La, a note to follow sew (meant Ahhhhh...)

Ti,a drink with jam and bread (jam = cum/bread=paying for sex)

Still not convinced?

So what about this song and it's true meaning?

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

O ho lay dee odl lee o, o ho lay dee odl ay
O ho lay dee odl lee o, lay dee odl lee o lay

A prince on the bridge of a castle moat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men on a road with a load to tote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Men in the midst of a table d'hote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Men drinking beer with the foam afloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Ummm (ummm)...
Odl lay ee (odl lay ee)
Odl lay hee hee (odl lay hee hee)
Odl lay ee ...
... yodeling ...

One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hoo hoo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Soon her Mama with a gleaming gloat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hmm hmm
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Happy are they lay dee olay dee lee o ...
... yodeling ...
Soon the duet will become a trio
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

Odl lay ee, old lay ee
Odl lay hee hee, odl lay ee
Odl lay odl lay, odl lay odl lee, odl lay odl lee
Odl lay odl lay odl lay

HOO!

Cant you see the sexually driven meaning of this naughty song?!?!

Okay so what about Andrews,playing the shy,caring,loving nun who is only trying to help the poor kids and their father?

Come on now! The bitch,as soon as she saw the tall,strong handsome man,she wanted him to do what the nun's at the convent told her was wrong all her life!

She wanted him to fuck her and fuck her hard!

That's why she USED the children,all a plot to get to fuck the father!

Bitch had it so bad she even risked her life from being captured by the Nazi's just to continue getting fucked by the agressive, strong man!

You all are crazy if you do not agree with me! lol

Luvs2Lixpussy 48M
5 posts
3/29/2006 6:25 pm

She is'nt half as bad as Snow White!

One woman living with 7 men?

You know something is up,all 7 of them!


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