Diary of a Horny Tongue  

Luvbigwetpussy 45F
41 posts
4/3/2005 2:41 pm

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Diary of a Horny Tongue


Well, I don't really come on much anymore even though my ad gets plenty of responses. I guess my last AdultFriendFinder experience led me to be a bit more on the "cautious" side of things. I met up with this girl (attractive BBW, cute) to get my pussy eat on. Well, she told me that she had been with a woman. After watching some adult videos, I proceeded to take off my clothes and play with my pussy. She basically sat in the corner and did nothing. I then asked her if she was ready for me to dive into her pussy. She said, "yes" and so I did.

Well, I have eaten my fair share of pussies, cunts, twats, honey boxes, whatever you want to call them, but I have NEVER had one this dusty. Let me explain. In an effort to make sure she was clean, she must have used a whole container of powder to "coat" her pussy. Now, as every good pussy eater knows, there is NOTHING worse than going down on a woman and coming up with a mouth full of nasty tasting powder. In some aspects, its almost worse than eating a dirty pussy, ALMOST.

Women, if you want your pussy eaten (and I do an EXCELLENT job, if I say so myself) make sure not only is your pussy clean, but that you do not use any perfumes or powders down there. We pussy eaters would much rather prefer to eat you ala natural, no perfumes, powders. Just clean well with a good soap and water, that's all it takes.

Ok, back to my story. I must say I was beyond disappointed. Not only was I horny and ready to eat but what I was eating was nothing more than powder. YUCK! Oh, all the while I was trying to see through the powder dust storm, my hook-up that swore she had been with another woman, just laid there, like a bump on a log. Maybe she could tell that me and my tongue were less than amused to be eating powder. I also do not buy the story that she had been with a woman before. Maybe she thought if she told me I was her first, I would be turned off. Actually, I don't care whether its your first time or not, that's not even relevant. The thing that broke the deal for me was the powder coated twat.

mnfun952 102M

4/3/2005 5:14 pm

Nasty... definitely nasty. And yes, it does sound like she was 'experimenting' and shouldn't have told you that she had been with a woman before...clearly, she had not. Just remember, everyone is different and you owe it to yourself and your pussy loving tongue to explore and adventure!

Have Fun,

MnFun.


fun2bewith999 57M
3 posts
4/3/2005 6:19 pm

Thanks for the headsup on the powder! Never ran into that, been fortunate that all the pussy I eat is natural, sometimes frshly cleaned, sometimes not, its all good to me. Sorry you got a mouthful of the dusty stuff.


AmpleGirl 53F

4/4/2005 8:54 pm

I am sorry that you had to deal with that, and worst she was either afraid or just thought that being immoble was required. I always suggest taking a shower together when possible, or do a wipe down with wipes or a hot wash cloth when the option is not available. I tasted perfume once and it can be a mood killer.


rm_oilspill2003 32F
1 post
8/1/2005 2:22 pm

I'm sorry that you had to go to the Sahara Desert of Milk. I've been lookin for a female who wants to eat pussy and nothing more. Get at me if that's you!


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