Why women are better than beer  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
1/28/2006 10:41 am

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Why women are better than beer

1)My penis won't fit in a bottle of beer

2)I don't have to put a woman in fridge for 6 hrs so she'll taste good

3)I can share a woman with my friends and they won't complain that I got the wrong brand

4)A warm wet woman is perfect

5)If I have two women it's makes me perform better

6)I can walk down the street holding a woman

7)Head from a woman is never the same way twice

I can have as many women as i want and still drive

9)A woman will only go down easy because she likes me

10)I don't have to pay to enjoy a woman...(most of the time)

11)A woman doesn't have a box that falls apart if it gets too wet

12)I don't have to carry a woman to my house to enjoy her(most of the time)

13)The government doesn't get more of my money every time I have a woman

14)I don't wake up in the bathroom in a pool of my own vommitt when I've had too many women

15)If I try a new woman and I don't like her I'm not stuck with 11 more sitting in my fridge

16)I can enjoy an open woman in my car while I'm driving

17)I don't have to throw a woman out just because she's flat

1I usually don't have to argue with a bouncer to get a woman at last call

19)I'll never be punished for spending too much time on one woman

20)Finding a wet spot after I've enjoyed a woman is always a good thing.

21)I can enjoy a woman at lunch time and my boss wwon't give me shit(as long as I choose a non-work related woman)

22)I can take the woman I like on vacation with me

Please add to this as you see fit!

redmustang91 57M  
8656 posts
1/28/2006 11:31 am

Beer does not age well, but some women do!
Beer is fattening, sex tones you up and you lose weight.
Beer makes you pee a lot, women not so much.
If you drink too much beer you may have to blow into a breathalyser, if you are lucky the woman will blow you!

saddletrampsk 54F

1/28/2006 11:57 am

Great post sweety..how about a beer sometime?

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
1/31/2006 6:53 pm

Thanks Red...never considered age...good one

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
1/31/2006 6:55 pm

and how is that different from a woman longhaired?

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