TO ALL THE HORNY PEOPLE.....  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
4/17/2006 5:47 pm

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TO ALL THE HORNY PEOPLE.....

MY FIRST EROTIC STORY:

Last night I crawled into bed with the wife and said "Are you horny?"

She said "If you are"

So then we fucked for a while, then I came inside her. I grabbed a towel right away and whiped her crotch off so we didn't leave a wet spot.

I blogged for a while after that and went to sleep.

SO...what do ya think? Do I have a future in Erotic writing or what?


LUSTYTAURUS


mycin62 54F

4/17/2006 5:52 pm

What? No oral?

Hmmmmmmmmm, needs some work!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:18 pm:
well, we did have lube...

oldude1946 70M

4/17/2006 5:53 pm

Ya might need a little help, want me ta send over that Big Foot bitch off my mountain


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:19 pm:
couldn't hurt...they're havin a sale on Brazillion waxes at the local salon right now......lol

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/17/2006 6:09 pm

Don't quit your day job!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:21 pm:
Yeah, it may be premature to do that now wouldn't it...lol

caressmewell 53F

4/17/2006 6:30 pm

Hmmmm...


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:21 pm:
I know...it's a little overwhelming isn't it Caress

rm_pagan380 64M
4405 posts
4/17/2006 6:39 pm

Keep working at it, you romantic devil you! It's more fun than not and I know you can write.
Truly,


Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.

Digambara


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:21 pm:
hahaha...I love reading good ones...lol

Dark_Cat_MCMLXXV 41M
290 posts
4/17/2006 6:45 pm

I agree with pagan380 and I add: go, fuck and come back to tell us! LOOL!!!

Soon you will be a big writer in the erotic field and your books will be best sellers!

Good luck!
DC


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:22 pm:
I'm glad you have such faith in me DC...lol

saddletrampsk 54F

4/17/2006 7:47 pm

Married sex..LMAO


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 5:50 am:
it is slightly better than hallway sex Saddle...LMAO

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

4/17/2006 7:51 pm

Your the perfect husband, you got her a towel and wiped for her too, thats so sweet! Mine just gets up, goes to the restroom, and goes back to watchin t.v.
HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM but that could be why he has not had my pussy since janurary!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 5:51 am:
awww....I do what I can HNB..

EroticaXTC 49F

4/17/2006 8:00 pm

you've got the beginning, the plot, and the ending....hmmmmmm...now you need to explain how you did it...oh, and throw in some really colorful adjectives and adverbs!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:26 pm:
I figured you all would just fill in the blanks on your own...lol

mefuck104 30F
1 post
4/17/2006 8:12 pm

I don't think that story is all that hot you need some steamy detail. Tell us how yall was fucking!!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 5:58 am:
I can see how adding some detail may improve the experience for all of you....LOL...for the instance, I left out the part where she said "are you done yet?"...or was it "are you done already?...can't remember....LOL

digdug41 49M

4/17/2006 8:21 pm

ROFLMAO!THATS THE BEST ONE I'VE READ SO FAR AND YOU FUTURE IS BRILLIANT KEEP WRITING THEM ROFLMAO

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 5:59 am:
hahaha...you're the man Dig..LOL

007sexy40plus 50F  
7603 posts
4/17/2006 8:54 pm

You got potential

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


LustyTaurus replies on 4/17/2006 9:29 pm:
awww...ya really think so 007...LOL

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
4/17/2006 9:18 pm

Well,.........I like the story better than the pic.


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:00 am:
I thought the pic sort might detract from the story line...I'll do better next time Saint, I promise...DON'T BEAT ME UP!!!

clitalicious67 49F

4/17/2006 9:22 pm

WOW you are a stickler for details I see!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:02 am:
hahaha...I tried to hit the important highlights anyway...

NSAAddict 42F

4/17/2006 9:27 pm

That was succinct to say the least, nice first attempt a few more adjectives might help


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:03 am:
adjectives....mmmmm...I'll have to look that up...

meerkittykat 42F

4/17/2006 9:51 pm

Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

wow..I need a smoke


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:03 am:
hahaha...I did my part...LMAO

tailseekers 52M/52F  
23 posts
4/17/2006 10:48 pm

Sounds to me like this was regular week day,after 10 hours of work,I just need a piece of ass sex,cause if it was the weekend you'd still should be writing.But it sounds like you've got the basics,maybe try again.


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:07 am:
hahaha...you may be right about that....lol

southrnpeach333 50F

4/17/2006 11:05 pm

Ah, married sex, is there anything more erotic than that?


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:09 am:
I can think of a couple of things...LMAO

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
4/17/2006 11:53 pm

I think Erotic writing is not supposed to be short and sweet, my dear Taurus.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/18/2006 6:11 am:
LOL...well, it was my first try.

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
4/18/2006 12:28 am

that was so fuggin hot, made my dick hurt.


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:16 am:
Do you need some lotion?

SacredStarDance

4/18/2006 2:32 am

we need a do over...lol

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:17 am:
hahaha...or not!!...LOL...

catseyes23 61F

4/18/2006 2:37 am

Where are all the steamy parts!

Cats...


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:17 am:
ummm...I pretty much told ya everything...

HBowt2 58F

4/18/2006 2:43 am

nice of her to oblige....nice of you to wipe.....very nice.......sex should never be nice..............it should be hot, passionate, sexy, tender, wet, horny, .............and lots more ....but never fucking NICE....


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:18 am:
yeah...no shit eh?...LOLOL...

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/18/2006 6:17 am

Lots of laughs here lusty! I don't think I'd quit your day job yet! But, you probably described alot of married people's sex life. At least you got her the towel!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:19 am:
Yeah, I thought the towel was a nice touch!!...LOL...

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

4/18/2006 6:29 am

Hmmmmmmmm! Mr.Bambi belongs to a writing club, is there one in your area? Keep trying, practice makes perfect.

Lady Bambi


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:20 am:
writing club...that's it...I need someone to watch and do a news story!!..

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
4/18/2006 6:54 am

No steamy parts to the story..BUT...at least you cleaned up your MESS


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:21 am:
hahaha...well, it was the same towel we used the time before...

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
4/18/2006 10:30 am

Might be better to keep your "male escort certification" current ... just a friendly suggestion ... if erotic writing doesnt work out for you.

Very Best To You
LilJessicaSQuirt


do you think it's right for others to call me a "comment whore", just cause i offer a blowjob for each comment on my blog"?


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:22 am:
I tried selling my body door-to-door...that's why I turned to writing....LOL

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
4/18/2006 12:19 pm

hate to say it Taurus, but .......Nah, keep the day job. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:23 am:
hehehe...I knew you guys would tell the truth...LOLOL

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/18/2006 2:55 pm

WEll let's see,I could say short, to the point, perfect Keep up the good work.

Or I could say, MULLIGAN!

I could say, lucky you

But I think what I will say is next time get up, throw her a towel, then wipe your pecker on the curtain. The tou'll have a story, "bout her hitting the ceiling.


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:24 am:
I am definately gonna try the curtain next time...LOL

clevergirl4U 58F

4/18/2006 6:44 pm

LMAO...oh poor baby...I REALLY feel your pain...LMAO


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:33 am:
thanks clever...LMAO...

kyplowboy22 61M

4/18/2006 9:00 pm

Sounds perfect to me Lusty. lol Blog on!!! Later

kpb


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:34 am:
Thanks kpb...I thought I hit the important parts...LOL

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

4/18/2006 10:28 pm

Well, ya made me use my imagination


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:34 am:
hahaha...its probably better that way...LOL

dasher121 36M

4/19/2006 7:28 am

Dude that was incredible!!!! You are going to take over the market for sure! lol

TheDude.


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:36 am:
You know, I could feel a book deal coming on, this just strengthens my resolve...

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
4/19/2006 5:28 pm

lol- this is right up my alley seriously. . .sumtimes it's like tha. . .t and it's hot. work it. i enjoyed it!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:37 am:
snatch, it doesn't have to be complicated now does it...LOL

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
4/19/2006 6:27 pm

Lusty...maybe some practice will help re-write, re-write...

grinning OhSo{=}


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:38 am:
ohso...I will keep practicing just for you...LOL

multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
4/19/2006 8:48 pm

Would have been more erotic if you hadn't wiped it up!!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/20/2006 12:38 am:
yer probaly right about that...but at least the picture was taken in time...LMAO

nottycara 36F

4/21/2006 4:00 am

I am younging and so single.. btw, is that how sex is after marriage?


LustyTaurus replies on 4/22/2006 4:45 am:
It certainly doesn't have to be notty....

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
4/21/2006 11:23 pm

you be hanging on to that day job sexy!!!!!

kisses,

bustytaurus

Virtue Alone Ennobles


LustyTaurus replies on 4/22/2006 4:46 am:
LOL...I think that may be good advice krissy...lol

marathonman45202 53M
6640 posts
8/11/2006 8:55 am

I tried to get through the entire story, but I came too quickly


LustyTaurus replies on 8/13/2006 1:00 am:
you might want to get that checked out...

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
8/11/2006 10:15 am

Hey, at the least - You Got SOme!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/13/2006 12:56 am:
this is true...

swngcplncosco 38M/34F

8/11/2006 12:04 pm

Seriously needs some work... Check out my blog for some ideas. I enjoy your blog though, pretty entertaining!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/13/2006 12:54 am:
thank you very much...

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
8/13/2006 4:07 am

ok LT... let me edit that for you .........

I see a bunch of unnecessay words there ....

and the lips... oh please ...

take care.... hugs...m.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/13/2006 12:44 pm:
hahaha...I can't quite bring myself to full disclosure on the face yet and I'm tired of smudging phots and headless shots...so I put some big ol cartoon lips on...

*HUGS*

Just_ChickyPie 42F

2/5/2008 4:53 pm

Ummmmm yeah, that's hot.....

Okay maybe not so much as far as erotic stories go but sometimes a quick slam is just what the doctor ordered!


LustyTaurus replies on 2/16/2008 7:37 pm:
lol...what you say is true enough...and upon advice from my friends, I won't quit my day job just yet...

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