LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
4/29/2006 12:50 pm

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SAIL returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife [blog purrykitty2] that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.

Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, SAIL went to [blog purrykitty2] again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" She agreed and again they made love.

Later, SAIL was getting into bed and he now had only eight hours of life left.

He touched [blog purrykitty2]'s shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

SAIL, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped [blog purrykitty2] on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

purrykitty2[blog purrykitty2] sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen SAIL, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."


meerkittykat 42F

4/29/2006 1:06 pm

Evil..Lusty, you are purely evil (trying to stifle a ). If yer gonna be good at something, be VERY good.

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:34 am:
Why thankyou Meer...

southrnpeach333 50F

4/29/2006 1:28 pm

That is just cold. But very funny!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:35 am:
hahaha...at least you got a laugh Sthrn...


4/29/2006 1:30 pm

Nice serve! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:35 am:

Whispersoftly5 51F
15176 posts
4/29/2006 1:57 pm

LMAO!!! I think I cracked a rib laughing. I agree with meerkittykat - it's evil. It's also funny as heck! LOL!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:36 am:
Do you need me to attend to that whisper?...

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
4/29/2006 2:04 pm

That's BAD LT, bad!!! but very funny. Purry's gonna kill you!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:36 am:
nah...she doesn't know where I live...

multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
4/29/2006 3:02 pm

Sounds to familiar,could have been about me,you been peeking into my life.

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:38 am:
lolol..nope, but I've heard similar lines in the past...

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
4/29/2006 4:13 pm

OUCH! Taurus that was so fuckin' funny. A great way to start Saturday Night. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:38 am:
I'm glad you enjoyed it Joe...

saddletrampsk 54F

4/29/2006 7:28 pm

You sick bastard..and I mean it in only the best way..

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:39 am:
hahaha...I'm sure you do Saddle...

tillerbabe 55F

4/29/2006 9:33 pm

LMAO!!!! Good chit!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:40 am:
hahaha..thanks tiller...

beewulf9 38M

4/29/2006 9:53 pm

Smiles. That is very funny.

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:41 am:
thanks for pooping in beewulf...glad you liked it....

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 10:30 am:
oops...that's "popping" in

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
4/29/2006 10:18 pm

Purry sure gets picked on a lot lately. First folks want to see her naked, then you question her sensitivity. Such gall!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:42 am:
hahaha...MzHuny made a good point about Purry's last post, which I read just before I posted this...LOL...

cru1972 44M
4407 posts
4/29/2006 10:34 pm

Nasty, nasty, but SUPER funny.

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:42 am:
hahaha...thanks cru...

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
4/30/2006 1:21 am

Wonder if PurryKitty be sharpening her claws now....
LustyTaurus... what a devil.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 7:45 am:
nah...it's all in fun...LOLOL...just in case tho, don't tell purry...

digdug41 49M

4/30/2006 3:57 am

leave it up to you LT eh

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 8:50 am:
hahaha...what?...did I do something wrong??...

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
4/30/2006 10:27 am

Where in the world did this come from?


Purry {=}


LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 3:02 pm:
Hey Sweetie!!...In all honesty, I know your sense of humor and thought you'd get a good laugh from this...and Sail too if he reads along......o

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

4/30/2006 11:42 am

OMG!! Too funny, Lusty!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 3:02 pm:
hahaha...thanks FnF...

sexyariesgirl 57F

4/30/2006 2:17 pm

OOOHHHHHHH you are in for it now....but OMG that was SO funny!!!!!!

Power To FOK

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 8:08 pm:
thankyou sexy...I think i might be in a little trouble...LOL

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/30/2006 6:35 pm

Lusty...you are SO bad! In such a good way!

LustyTaurus replies on 4/30/2006 8:09 pm:
what me bad?.....thanks angel..

Cowboy_Deluxe 38M

4/30/2006 8:09 pm

Perfect! Thanks for the laugh.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/1/2006 5:11 am:
My pleasure cowboy...

EverReady343 47M

5/1/2006 9:42 am

Bloody hilarious mate!

Sail gets up in the morning and says, that advice from Dr. Love worked a treat!

LustyTaurus replies on 5/1/2006 8:04 pm:
I think he would pay a price worse than death if that were the truth, unless the sex was really good...LOL...but excellent idea!

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