LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
8/3/2006 12:50 pm

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Some things are just difficult to put into words...but here goes.

There are very few things in this world I enjoy more than performing oral sex on a woman.

Why you ask?...there's lots of reasons...

I have a front row seat to see one of the most beautiful of God's creations up close and personal.

I can hear the pleasure and intensity building as my mouth and toungue give her pleasure.

I can feel her body move and taste her sweet nectar as the time draws near for me to enter her with my throbbing manhood.

The greatest of all the joys of pleasing a woman orally is...

I get my best ideas when I'm down there!!

I've come up with solutions to fix my house...

I've remembered phone numbers long forgotten...

I've come up with ideas for opening a new market...

Given enough time down there, I'm sure I could discover a workable plan for world peace!!

Who says guys can't multi-task...ppffft!!


FYI...if you can't lick it, don't make love to it

timberwolf6972 44M

8/3/2006 2:06 pm

I discovered the secrets to time-space travel once while I was muff diving. Then after I finished I somehow mysteriously forgot it all. Check this out dude! Are Ya Kinky Like Me?

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 8:01 pm:
I hear seems like once the fucking starts, the brain gets cleared real quick...

2daycowboywanted 45F

8/3/2006 2:20 pm

Not I!

Until later

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 8:02 pm:

a123rat 49M
1112 posts
8/3/2006 2:21 pm

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who gets random thoughts while she moans.

If it smells like trout, eat it out. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 8:03 pm:
...that's an excellent analogy rat!

mycin62 54F

8/3/2006 2:25 pm

An interesting concept, I'll have to try it next time I'm giving head

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 8:04 pm:
I don't try to do just happens...

moonfire2u 69F
2602 posts
8/3/2006 3:49 pm

Hmmm!! I always wondered what was going through you guys head while you were doing that....and about how long do you think it would take for a workable plan for world peace?

kind thoughts,

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 8:06 pm:
I don't know how long it would take, but I'd love to find out...

sassy1296 51F

8/3/2006 3:50 pm

LMAO.... come here Lusty lets work on that plan for world peace...

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:41 pm:
I think that is a fine idea...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/3/2006 4:10 pm

    Quoting sassy1296:
    LMAO.... come here Lusty lets work on that plan for world peace...
Can I come too??


LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:42 pm:
hahaha...I don't have a problem with that...

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
8/3/2006 4:13 pm

I'm a one track mind.....I'm there for one reason and one reason only. I don't quit til she pushes me away. I don't lick her...I make love to her with my tongue and I don't want it to end any more than she does.

There are very, very few things better in the world than going down on a woman.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:43 pm:
No argument here...

curiousinlorain7 59F

8/3/2006 4:54 pm

my ex would not allow me to have my eyes open when I gave him oral... i did one time and he was watching tv... he never gave back...sigh

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:44 pm:
bad ex, bad, bad least hes an ex...hopefully the new guy will be more participatory.

FrankPicasso 52M

8/3/2006 5:19 pm

Yet another brilliant pick-up line avenue opens up:

"Hey there, babe! I really need to perform oral on you immediately!"

"No Way! We just met!"

"Listen, Honey! World Peace is on the line, here!"

"Well ... if it's for World Peace ... I suppose. Oh, and while you're down there, would you mind solving the Global Warming thing?"


Question, LT: Do you take notes, use a recording device ... what?

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:47 pm:
alas..if it's a really good idea I stop and rush to the bathroom where I have a pen and paper stashed...

florallei 99F

8/3/2006 5:36 pm

Oh God that is so funny Lusty...Is that really true? You are problem solving while giving oral pleasure to a woman? LOL that is to die for? Perhaps that is how some major invention were discovered eh?
This is the first I have ever heard of this...
And Scientist claim men think from the left of the brain which means they are unable to during passionate can be done...
There should be a study done on this...fascinating...see what you have done stupid going a 100 mph....hehehe

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:48 pm:
yes its true......I would be happy to participate in a study though...


8/3/2006 6:02 pm

fyi agree 100 per cent

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:49 pm:
its been a pretty reliable indicator for me...

multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
8/3/2006 6:39 pm

Licking pussy also usually gives me the hards wood,too. \8

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:49 pm:
oh yeah it does wonders for me too!!

SingleWarrior 52M

8/3/2006 7:34 pm

I once thought of a way to franchise the whole muff thing...

Call it the Y Cafe.

Tit Turn Overs
Cherry Hair Pies
Beaver Ala Mode

...and so on

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:51 pm:
so...did you ever take it to market?...

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
8/3/2006 7:36 pm

I find it rude, not to be thinking, on what your doing!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:53 pm:
see now that's the beauty of'd never know...

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
8/3/2006 8:31 pm

Are you really telling the truth? Because now I'm not going to be able to concentrate on my orgasm for wondering what thoughts are going through my guys head while he's giving head!!!!!! lol So......if it takes me a whole lot longer to cum....and his tongue is about to fall out...I'm sending him straight to this blog!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:54 pm:
yes this is true's not like I plan it though, it just happens...

canyaz 48F
17087 posts
8/3/2006 8:39 pm

LOL My husband and I are reading and discussing this. He has informed me; by thinking of things to fix, it keeps him (men) from jumping in and cumming too quick. And it is oxygen deprivation according to him. I think I will have him try to solve Global Warming tonight!

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:54 pm:
well...I don't really see a down side to that plan...

4biddenlove4us 49F

8/3/2006 9:04 pm

remind me next time you go down on me what you thinking about!!!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:54 pm:
that sounds fair...

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/3/2006 9:34 pm

When you are there its a good idea to work on the piece not think world peace.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:54 pm:
Yes...but we can do both...

Passion247000 46F
3195 posts
8/3/2006 10:33 pm

ya are too much! It is funny though....

... I love your blog!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 10:55 pm:
thanks passion...

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
8/3/2006 11:49 pm

Hel I did cum up with a solution for world peace. But after so long I have forgoten the plans. It only took 15 mins to cum up with that plan to. Maybe if I had more time I would have cum up with a more detailed plan.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 11:07 pm:
DAMN...I hate when that happens...

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
8/4/2006 2:31 am

I was right there with you until the ideas bit. Right about then, there's only one thing on my mind!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 11:08 pm:
hahaha......some days are more productive than others!!

rm_pussnballs4u 61M/54F
326 posts
8/4/2006 2:47 am

hmmmmmm. I must go speak with Balls now. brb

LustyTaurus replies on 8/8/2006 11:12 pm:
so what did he (they....) say?...

Balibabe19 41F

8/4/2006 6:05 am

always appreciate a new "twist" on life...cheers!!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/9/2006 11:38 pm:
thanks Bali...

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
8/4/2006 6:32 am

on the rare occasion i give a bj to hubby ,i'm usually thinking up a new blog or making out my shopping list lol

I'm a

i'm here to stay

LustyTaurus replies on 8/9/2006 11:47 pm:
that's funny papy...I thought maybe guys only had this "problem"

2375 posts
8/4/2006 7:52 am

I get my best ideas when I'm in the bathtub. Maybe you should go down on me in my huge Jacuzzi tub (above the water line-we don't want any near drownings!) and we could solve the worlds problems together!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/9/2006 11:58 pm:
Now that's a brainstorming session I can get into...

concupiscentKid 40M

8/4/2006 1:30 pm

Yeah, what the heck is that?
When I'm not going down, that's all I'm
thinking about, and when I am going down
I'm thinking about everything else!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:00 am:

I know what you mean brother!!

catkit13 66F

8/4/2006 1:56 pm

and i thought that each time, you were thinking of me! how silly of me, huh?

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:02 am:
well, sometimes I drift in and out...

dimplesfouryou 45F
24690 posts
8/4/2006 4:14 pm

Eye Opening! I volunteer for duty, sir!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:02 am:


8/4/2006 4:43 pm

I would hope that if I were the recipient of your oral pleasures, then your thoughts would be about the next delicious thing you would like to do to me and not something else.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:07 am:
......I really don't try to think of other things, and I am paying attention to the person and the task at hand...but sometimes things just pop in my head out of the blue and a lot of times it is when I'm doing that.

pragmaticCTcpl 61M/50F

8/4/2006 5:57 pm

Just think what you could do if your kept your mind on the task at hand...or tongue.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:07 am: doesn't seem to be a problem

Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
8/4/2006 6:15 pm

I can't wait til the next time I get it. I can slap him upside the head and tell him to quit thinking!!!! LT told us what's going on in there! )

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:08 am:
don't go getting me in trouble now!!

swngcplncosco 38M/34F

8/4/2006 8:45 pm

That's awesome! Glad to know I'm not the only one who remembers random things while performing oral. And as someone else said, who cares as long as you're making me cum and moan right?

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:09 am:
that does seem to be the measuring stick...

TheRealThing655 48F
9558 posts
8/4/2006 9:45 pm

lol...that was too funny...thanks.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:09 am:
you're welcome..

smackyman 45M
3843 posts
8/4/2006 9:57 pm

World peace is an admirable achievement to shoot for. Now get back at it and figure it out. Stay down there all night if you have to...

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:10 am:
you're right!!...what am I doing blogging??...

clitalicious67 49F

8/5/2006 5:31 am

Mmmmm I think I am in love!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:23 am:
hahaha...well thankyou...

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/5/2006 5:40 am

Well, how about that! You've solved my problem! As much as I just totally enjoy burying my face down there, I have a tendency to get myself all worked up and in a hurry to get to the penetration part. Consequently, I'm afraid, she's left less than fully satisfied.

So, the moral of this oral story, I summize, is to put my mouth on auto-pilot and let my mind roam away awhile so that my other head can relax and give her the time that is really for her anyway!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:25 am:
works for me...

saddletrampsk 54F

8/5/2006 11:33 am

who cares what you are thinking..just dont stop..

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:26 am:

cristale75 41F

8/5/2006 1:29 pm

funny for thought..hrmm

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:26 am:

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/5/2006 10:40 pm

Gosh, all I think about is how good his cock feels in my mouth and oooo, let me try swirling my tongue this way and damn, he's loving this andoh ya, let me run my tongue down to his balls andgawd, he tastes so frickin good and let me see if I can get this big boy down my throat, etc etc. I'm gonna have to see if I can cum up with all the solutions to the world's problems next time I'm giving head.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:27 am:
damn...why do I feel like I need a blowjob now??...

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
8/6/2006 5:47 am

Mmmmmm....been stuck on that one problem for weeks....perhaps a new perspective is needed to solve to find my mate. Great post.

Reminds me of the book "Zen, and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" I read years ago. It was all about the importance of change of perspective to solving life's problems.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:28 am:
yeah...I think its good to change girls once in a while...

rm_turtleBurp 44F
1273 posts
8/6/2006 8:02 am

You wanna ask her to strap a notepad n pen to her leg... i have one in the loo cos that's where i have my best thoughts.

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:29 am:
hahaha...I keep a pen and paper there too...

blackleather2006 50M/49F

8/6/2006 12:54 pm

LMAO! Great post!

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:30 am:

catkit13 66F

8/7/2006 11:56 pm

btw, i'd rather give head than recieve . . . so what are you thinking when i go down on you???

LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 12:31 am:
hmmm...I'm thinking...we need to do this more often...

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