JUST BECAUSE I CAN....  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
8/17/2006 12:40 am

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JUST BECAUSE I CAN....

Holy Cow, life has been crazy of late. Between work and family things...I've had little time and less energy to do anything creative, and I haven't been able to enjoy much of my favorite pastime blogging either.

Oh well such is life.

I've resorted to amusing myself more in the real world when and where I can...and lately it's been with the ever casual "What's New?" when you run into someone you haven't seen in a while or who doesn't know you very well...like the girl or guy at the drug store where you buy condoms.

Usually the exchange goes like this:


Jane: "Hey Pete, haven't seen you in a while"

Pete: "Jane! Good to see you, what's new?"

Jane : "Nothing much, how about you?"

Pete : "Same ol, Same ol."


This is where one or the other "has to leave...get to work...pop a zit...take a shit...etc"

Now I'm thinking with this happening to me anywhere from 1 to 5 times a day, there's got to me some opportunity to amuse myself so I've been changing the routine like so:


Carl from the coffee shop: "Hey LT, Good to see ya, What's new?"

LT: "Well, How much do you know? I'll just fill you in from there."

Carl: "Well...um...not much."

LT: "OK, let's say I start in 1986 work up from there. How's that sound?"

Carl: (DEER IN HEADLIGHTS LOOK LIKE WTF IS LT SMOKING? I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK...I'M JUST BEING POLITE) "Maybe next time LT, I gotta go!"

LMFAO!!

Wanda at the gas station: "Good morning LT, having seen you for a few days, what's new?"

LT: "I just got laid so good my dick hurts, and I'm not wearing any underwear"

Wanda: (turning beat red and stuttering a bit...I wish I never asked look) "Um..uh..well...that's um...That'll be $57.63 please"

NEXT...

Walter the courier I use occasionally: "Good Morning LT, I haven't been here in a while, what's new?"

LT: "I just remembered this morning that I didn't lose my virginity with Dorothy when I was 17 like I thought. I was actually only 16 at the time. Funny how your memory can play tricks like that."

Walter: (as he's picking up the package he dropped) "Yeah ...um...I sometimes get things mixed up too LT....uhh, ok, see you again LT"

You guys get the picture!! Just one day out of the blue I got irritated when somebody asked me what was new, when it's just a figure of speech and I knew they really didn't give a rip.

Walter, Carl and Wanda have asked me what's new since but now it's with a mischievous look in their eye...eagerly awaiting the answer...LOL!!


How do you amuse yourself out in the real world?

When someone asks you "What's new?" do you think they really care?

When youask the question, do you really care?


.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...if you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question.


QueenofBitches69 46F

8/17/2006 1:05 am

Not saying a word!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 5:59 pm:
ok...

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/17/2006 1:27 am

I tell em I've just been diagnosed with terminal stupidity. Takes some people a while to get there. <---MY LOGO


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:00 pm:
I usually go with some smart ass comment...but I guess the truth works too.....

partygirl3869 48F

8/17/2006 2:15 am

Ok..what I get is not "What's New?"....I always hear "What's up?"....and a long time ago, someone said something to me....and everytime someone asks me "What's up?", I have a hard time NOT saying........

"Hard Dicks and Airplanes and with any luck, they'll both stay up."


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:01 pm:
...good comeback...

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
8/17/2006 2:36 am

I dont think people really care when they ask this question, but they are being polite. It is like saying HOW ARE YOU, while you are still walking away!

Purry {=}

Purry


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:01 pm:
yeppers...why say anything?..

Balibabe19 42F

8/17/2006 2:43 am

I try and make my answer as pleasant and as cryptic as possible..

Hey what you been up to? Well if I told where.. you may wanna try and I am sure we would need to hire the Donkey again!

lol...well one day I may say it!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:02 pm:
lol...thanks bali

Nina_Dee 61F

8/17/2006 5:33 am

Do you really want to know is my usual quip, because I know that they most probably don't most of the time.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:02 pm:
that the reality I'm afraid..

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
8/17/2006 6:23 am

I love doing this kind of stuff too. Though I'm best known for sneaking up behind tourists (getting their pic taken) and making bunny ears behind them then run like hell- I would so love to know what they say when they see the pics!

Oh the things we do to amuse Ourselves!!!!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:04 pm:
hahaha...I think I'm going to find me a tourist today...

silverbreeze2 65F

8/17/2006 6:42 am

I think "How are you" have become nothing more than polite words and people don't really have the time to listen to how you are, nor do they give a rats ass in most cases.I do ask people this and I really do care, but sometimes I give answers like you have mentioned here. ( to see the look on their faces) At my age, I don't give a damn if I shock anyone or not!

BTW LT, I can't enlarge that new picture you have put on here. It looks like GREAT BIG pink lips???? Is it really big pink lips?

Kiss me Baby


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:09 pm:
yes its big lips...hahaha..I can enlarge the pic just fine...hmmm, maybe you have a gremlin...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/17/2006 6:57 am

I am just being polite and it depends on the person if I really care what is new or not.

Juicy


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:09 pm:
lol...thanks Juicy...and I'm glad no one in RL has taken offence to my debauchery yet...

Bobbingjoy 60F
203 posts
8/17/2006 7:03 am

LT, how the heck are ya???

How do you amuse yourself out in the real world?
While relaxing at a sidewalk café, I usually enjoy creating silly stories about others around me, like how would they look as a whatever.... At grocery stores, I like to engage other shoppers in mindless comments upon the sizes of whatnots, with some sexy innuendae.

When someone asks you "What's new?" do you think they really care?
Only if they're really close friends. Otherwise, nope!
When you ask the question, do you really care?
Sometimes... if the askee is umm... err... interesting... or a really close friend. I don't usually ask such a question of casually met people.

Now, do YOU care what answers we give you?

Joy


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:10 pm:
of course I care.....

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/17/2006 9:20 am

This was great, LT. No, I take that back...

THIS WAS REALLY GREAT!!!


Gawd, I sure hope I remember this the next time someone who doesn't really give a shit asks me "what's new"? Sure is much better than my usual come-back: "It's an adverb. What? you was sleeping that day in English class?"


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:20 pm:
I'm sure you'll remember it ZZ......and I'd like to hear what you said in response.

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
8/17/2006 9:44 am

I usuall yhear "What's up?" Well depending on who it is asking I'll say something like "Not me yet, wanna help?" or "I am, wanna see?"
or "Not much, it's in my sock"


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:22 pm:
lol..those are good answers cru...

saddletrampsk 54F

8/17/2006 10:45 am


When someone asks me what's new I usually tell them my tits hurt and watch the look on their faces..I don't fit in in my sleepy lil farm community here..


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:22 pm:
hahaha...why do I believe you?

rm_1sexyroo 56M/56F
333 posts
8/17/2006 10:57 am

Some one asked me the other day, "What's up?"

My reply..."Besides the price of Gas?"


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:23 pm:
lol...that's a good answer too!

silverbreeze2 65F

8/17/2006 11:52 am

LT, next time someone asks you "How you doing"?....just reply,
"Compared to what?"

Blows the mind every time!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:26 pm:
I'll try that one...

a123rat 49M
1113 posts
8/17/2006 12:09 pm

I love snappy answers to stupid questions.
No matter if I'm on the giving or receiving end.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:27 pm:
lol..me too rat..at least that way I know they are paying attention!!

themisskrissy 56F
2302 posts
8/17/2006 12:27 pm

you are funny babe!!!!!!! heheheh
i like to shake things up sometimes too.....

Virtue Alone Ennobles


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:27 pm:

ZZ_Todd 59M

8/17/2006 3:02 pm

P.S. Just wanted to say again how much I really liked this one... so much so that it inspired the ending of my latest story! Hope you don't mind being pimped!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:28 pm:
I checked it out todd...very funny!!

catkit13 66F

8/17/2006 5:12 pm

when someone asks me "hi, how are you?" i always ask them "do you really want to know?" funny, how so few people stick around to find out . . .


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 6:34 pm:
yep...if you don't wanna know the answer...

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/17/2006 6:14 pm

"Now that you mention it........" is one of mine. I also use "I haven't shit in three days, I have a prostate the size of a watermelon, and I have this rash in my crotch. Wanna see?" Tha usually get the point across. Or this one. "Blurry." I got a shitload of this stuff. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:23 pm:
DAMN...I gotta hook up with you guys sometime...how long do you think it would take for us to get kicked outta every bar in the state??...

chickandhubby 47M/42F

8/17/2006 7:26 pm

What's New?

New York and New Zealand, why do you ask?


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:24 pm:
and New Mexicao and New Guinea and New Hamshire...

Hydragenias 56F

8/17/2006 7:42 pm

ummmmmmmmm, so.......what's new?


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:27 pm:
whew...am I ever glad you asked...I have this itchy spot on my back I just can't reach...driving me crazy!!

Also, I got two flat tires this week...I'm telling ya that old adage is true. If it has tits or tires it'll give ya trouble...

Tala4u2 54M  
2961 posts
8/17/2006 8:00 pm

LT this is my daily hobby that has been a well kept secrect of mine, now u have gone and told the blogiverse. This is a breaking of Pirates Code 27a subsection 11b for which the penalty is to be hung from the yardarm by your testicles. As your eyes water you will reflect on this serious breach. Admittedly I have just made up the rule on the spot but you will have greater thing to worry about like; What if the wind picks up and u start to swing what will give first and will it hurt much if the knot is too tight?

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:30 pm:
TALA!!..WTF?...where you been my friend?......good to se ya. Didn't mean to give your secret away...but its one thing to have a gun, and quite another to pull the trigger!!

economickrisis 55M

8/17/2006 9:11 pm

My profession as an undertaker provides me with very few opportunities to do this sorta thing.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:31 pm:
oh I don't know about that EK...when I was selling funeral plots, I told people I was in real estate...

lustcurious42 56F

8/17/2006 9:53 pm

I really wish when I asked what's new, someone would give me a real answer like yours above......really, I do.
So Lusty, what's up with you lately?


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:32 pm:
Seriously?...I've busy as a fox in a hen house!!...and I'm so far behind I think I'm first....I don't like being so busy...

florallei 99F

8/17/2006 11:50 pm

I usually say it only to my staff first thing when we work...I like to know where their head is at...

If someone ask me I simply say just say can't complain although I could...

We are really fond of phrases aren't we...lack imagination...lazy with our thoughts and words...great post LT...
hugs,
flo


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:34 pm:
I think we are losing our sense of caring and humanity Flo..

florallei 99F

8/17/2006 11:52 pm

Just wanted to add that this phraseology "How are YOu" began during the Spanish flu pandemic where people genuinely asked that question for they may never see them again...now it has just become a habit with no thought or care behind it...how times have changed.
flo


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:34 pm:
that's an interesting tidbit Flo...ty...

ButteryDelight 58F

8/18/2006 12:23 am

Around here it's what's up? I usually say oh about five foot four or more if I'm wearing heels. . But, if I know the person who asked really cares then I tell them as much of the truth that I think they can handle.

When I ask How's everything? I mean it.

Buttery Delight


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:35 pm:
Your comments are always very thoughtful...so I believe you do mean every question you ask...

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
8/18/2006 1:17 am

Strange. When I refer to amusing myself, I mean something else entirely...no...wait - that's ABUSING myself! But hey, it's fun all the same.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:36 pm:
...different things mean different things to everyone fun...

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/18/2006 7:15 am

LOL! i'm glad i just stopped by for a fly-by visit ... had a good chuckle! thanks!



[blog freelove999]


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:37 pm:
you're welcome free...

fortunaswm 62M/52F

8/18/2006 10:40 am

Too funny LT! Thanks for the laugh I needed it.
My favorite STUPID QUESTION - HERE'S YOUR SIGN is when I walk into someplace in full leathers and I'm carrying my helmet - and they ask "are you riding your mc today?" NOPE! - just thought I would try halloween in August for a change up


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:38 pm:
haha..that's funny as hell!!...

dasher121 36M

8/18/2006 11:36 am

"such is life" lol, I find myself saying that a lot! Life is such a strange and unexplainable thing, usually thats the best answer to expalin it. It is what it is, just make best of it and roll along the waves. Keep pimpin man,

TheDude.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:39 pm:
Dude...I've missed ya......Welcome home...

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
8/18/2006 12:30 pm

Time is precious...and...
I always care when I ask....or else I wouldn't.

Sending Hugs to my Lusty friend
{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:40 pm:
I believe you my friend...

multitasksextoy 59M  
3511 posts
8/18/2006 5:51 pm

Sometimes you have to do what you have to do!!!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:40 pm:
edzackery...

fallinStrgazer 54F
388 posts
8/18/2006 6:18 pm

Hey lusty.. love the picture.. That looks like me lately.. lol.. I been owrkin alot of hours too... And I get that stupid question all the time.. I work in a convinence store... My regulars who come in every time I work, then when Im off... the big 64,000 dollar question.. Whats new?... my response.. NOTTA !!! lmao... have a good night


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:41 pm:
hahaha...as long as you mean it...

catseyes23 61F

8/18/2006 8:25 pm

I only pose that question to the people I care about, because they know that I do.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:42 pm:
I use the question sparingly now too Cats...

lifeisablast333 54M

8/18/2006 9:24 pm

nope, not at all......lol....the redneck


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:42 pm:
......smartass!!

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
8/18/2006 10:29 pm

lusty...You never fail!! Sorry!! It has been awhile My typical response...Could be worse!! Or could be better...that one always seems to 'perk' up their ears...they just want to hear all the juicy details...that's when you look at your watch and say...Oops!! Gotta run!! Or just slam-bast...them with the gorey details...Well! My dog died...while, I was at work and he baked in the sun...all day...OMG!! It was so gross...blah, blah...if they really cared...they would stick around for the whole story...if they didn't...they would be looking at their watch...saying...Oops!! I gotta run!! Then proceed to run as fast as they could

grinning...OhSo{=}


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:43 pm:
no need to apologize OhSo...I'm behind on my rounds too..thanks for sharing...

Dalmy67 48F

8/19/2006 9:34 am

Oh thats funny - I love it!! We should all e-mail you and ask you Whats new?? LOL!!! But I do ask that question with meaning and as an opening phrase to allow me to catch up with people. If you ask me that question, I have to think about what I can say and can't say!!! Becasue sooooo much has happened to me in the last few months!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:44 pm:
I know...sometimes with that question I go....WTF?...where do I start?...

norprin5 55M

8/19/2006 1:29 pm

if i ask, it's because i'm interested...

yeh, i like fuckin' with the script too...like when people ask "how ya doin'" i'll say somethin' like "surrounded & outnumbered" or "up to my ass in gators" or some such...

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus replies on 8/19/2006 7:45 pm:
hey buddy...wb!...I hope the vacation was good!....and I beleive you would have some fun with those mindless questions to...lol

MoutnainGirl 37F

8/21/2006 9:05 am

That's hysterical!! I did that once in high school Made up a piece of paper and handed it out to everyone who asked me "What's new?" It went into many details about my life and about asking the question if you really don't care about the answer. It certainly made a lot of people think!

Moutnain Girl

Visit my blog: MoutnainGirl


LustyTaurus replies on 8/21/2006 9:35 pm:
Thanks MG...I'm glad you got a laugh...

SecretEarNoTears 47F  
767 posts
8/26/2006 8:21 pm

I don't get asked that a lot, probably because I'll do something like you or fastfifties but, what I do get is people asking me 'who'd you play with today' or 'who'd you go with'....I figure it's none of the business and truthfully as of late it's been just me or when I play racquetball it's just me but they don't seem to believe me and pester further....so now I just say "God...we had a nice long chat" upfront and wacth their jaws drop and stutter on out as they are either not the 'religious' type or don't want to go down that road with me... hehe


aFallenAngel2004 47F

8/26/2006 10:25 pm

Actually, what is worse is when I get an email on here where they are asking "are you a real person?" I mean...come on! After such a stupid display of ignorance there is no way in hell I would every agree to meet someone like that let alone chat with them.... And I have yet to figure out how to reply just to blow their brains through the computer. Argh!


red_hot_trucker 58F

9/26/2006 9:27 pm

My quirk is when your finishing up a business transaction and they ask if they can get you anything else? Both know it's done, but the other party always has to ask that inevitable ??. so I reply yea, the winning numbers to the lottery if you please.
But now I must admit I have some ammo for when I have a 'live' one and can come back with an answer to put THAT look in their eyes.





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JaniSux 44F

10/1/2006 4:20 pm

lmao!!! Hi lusty I love that... lol

What do I do to amuse myself...

Sometimes I imagine flashing people..

Sometimes I imagine, the FedEx guy just dropped his pen, I bend to pick it up for him and I take his cock out of his pants, and slide it into my mouth... right there at the reception desk!

Sometimes I see the bulge in a co-wkrs pants, and imagine him bending me over the reception desk, and pounding me hard with that hot hard length...

People can never understand why I'm blushing or why I answer the phone like I just had an orgasm... it's my little secret how naughty my imagination can be..

Janie


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