If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there is he still wrong?  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
1/19/2006 9:15 pm

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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there is he still wrong?

Things you Won't Hear a Man Say

I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.

No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.

I understand.

This movie has too much nudity.

Damn, we're late for church.

No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.

Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!

I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big.

Here honey, you use the remote for a while.

While I'm up, can I get you anything?

Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.

We never talk anymore.

Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?

scumbagalert101 49M
12 posts
2/1/2006 3:29 pm

Actually, I HAVE said "there's too much nudity in this movie" once. Robert Altman's Short Cuts, ever see it? Well, every actress in it (except for Lily Tomlin, that is, but she doesn't count) must have been required to provide one beaver shot. It started to get distracting. One scene with Julianne Moore had like a sustained five minute beaver shot in it (she's a natural redhead). It got so I was just staring at the bottom third of the screen, waiting for the next beaver to appear. Ended up with eye strain. Actually, what I said was something like, "Enough with the beaver shots already!" Looking back, the beavers were the best part of the film.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
2/1/2006 7:19 pm

I stand corrected...lol

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