IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!!  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
5/2/2006 12:08 am

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IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!!!

I'm a chronic people watcher, and the craziest things seem to pop into my head when I watch all the folks I encounter on any given day.

I'm also kinda twisted, demented, silly, easily amused, bold, kinky and unconventional in many ways so please keep that in mind as you continue on to the comment section of this post
...(that's a little bit of subtle comment whoring...)

During the course of any day we all encounter people that make us go WTF are you thinking??

These are some of the things I thought about saying to a few of the very colorful people I've encountered recently:

"Gee Hun, I think you have a lovely tooth, maybe you could try brushing it?"

"I don't care that you're five feet tall and 300 and some pounds, but maybe spandex isn't your best choice of clothing to wear in the mall"

"I love your thong sandles, maybe try wearing them without your socks next time"

"They have a two for one sale on deodorant at Walmart today, if you're running low"

"Have you ever heard of CROSSWALKS ASSHOLE!!!" (I did say this...well screamed it out my car window)

"If I gave you a breath mint would you take it? Please?"

"WOW, I can hardly tell where your moustache ends and your nose hair begins"

"What a lovely eyebrow you have, miss"

There's more, but you get the point. I know many of these things are judgemental, presumptuous, shallow and generally unkind to even think...but the thoughts were there none-the-less.

What are some of the things you see in others that make you go WTF are you thinking??


Present company excluded....

LUSTYTAURUS


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/2/2006 12:48 am

I am an incurable people watcher! I love airports for that reason....and I love to make up my own stories of the people I see there. Your thoughts are funny...and you are right....you are twisted, demented, etc.....but we love you that way!


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:28 am:
You're very kind Angel...LOL

dasher121 36M

5/2/2006 4:55 am

people watching is one of my favorite things to do! especially at the bar!

TheDude.


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:29 am:
Yeah...I forgot about watching fols at the bar, that's a whole different post...LMAO

mycin62 54F

5/2/2006 5:30 am

ROFLMAO!!! I'm a people watcher too!! You should see some of the people that come into the ER. I don't drink, so I really love to people watch at bars, people are funny when they're drunk


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:30 am:
lol...especially when they are drunk...

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
5/2/2006 6:28 am

I have to go along with Mycin cause I work in an ER too. Can definitely relate to the "you have a lovely tooth thing" A lot of my patients have a few teeth, mostly rotten GROSSSSSS!!!! I love the way you phrased this posting Mac


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:34 am:
hahaha...I've never worked ER...that must expose you to everything good and bad in people...

digdug41 49M

5/2/2006 6:36 am



roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:28 pm:
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a123rat 49M
1112 posts
5/2/2006 8:04 am

After she rudely turned down a polite ofer to dance, I told her,
"NO, I said 'You look big in those PANTS'"

Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
aRat.


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:29 pm:
I'll need to remember that line rat...LOL

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

5/2/2006 11:58 am

Taurus,

As you know we live in Galveston, Texas.Along the beach we can drive or walk along the seawall and you would be amazed at what you see.Like you said 300 lb. women wearing the skimpiest bikini's that were made for like a 120 lb. woman.It actually brings tears to your eyes.Either laughing or crying.Boy, it's so sad.

But then again it gives me and Mr.Bambi a horrific laugh.

Lady Bambi


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:30 pm:
LMAO......send some pictures...LOL

expatbrit49 62M

5/2/2006 2:20 pm

Whats the point of life if you one cant be judgemental, presumptuous, and shallow. Sheesh

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:31 pm:
there's always ignorance and apathy to fall back on ExPat...

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
5/2/2006 2:24 pm

Yeah, I people watch a lot, but remember, I live in a "condition orange" state because of my CCWP. It has been part of my training for years to ALWAYS be aware of what is happening around me. As for the WTF people oh yeah, all the time. I spen 2-3 hours daily behind the wheel, and the rest of my day is spent in retail stores, so I see a lot of WTF moments. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:32 pm:
hahaha..it's good entertainment anyhow, maybe we should be passing out WTF thank-you cards..LOL

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
5/2/2006 2:42 pm

Ah, you seem to think they think, there's your problem!



Odds


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:33 pm:
HA...I knew I was missing something!

HBowt2 58F

5/2/2006 4:18 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    Ah, you seem to think they think, there's your problem!



    Odds
Agrees totally with Odds......


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:33 pm:
lol...

oldude1946 70M

5/2/2006 5:24 pm

Eyebrow, have you seen that hairy bigfoot bitch


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 6:34 pm:
It could have been her Oldude..but the one I saw wasn't very tall...be an offspring?...lol

southrnpeach333 50F

5/2/2006 6:47 pm

I love people watching. And I find myslef bettering myself. As in I would never wear that, or I would never do that.....you get the idea.


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 10:52 pm:
Yeah, I know what you mean...it the "glad I'm not that stupid" kind of thing goin on...LOL

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
5/2/2006 7:00 pm

Hair color, clothes that are too short or too tight!

Purry {=}

Purry


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 10:52 pm:
Yep...lol...

norprin5 55M

5/2/2006 7:09 pm

i'm with ya on the spandex, LT - some people just shouldn't have access to it

the worst thing about these people is, they breed like bunnies!

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 10:54 pm:
lol...I don't gget the attraction to the stuff (spandex) anyway...LOL

Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
5/2/2006 10:15 pm

"of course you are going to get your stuff back, once you have untied yourself check out the local pawn shops and secondhand dealers."

Good to hear your Bro has done ok. The loss of balance is a bitch took a while for mine to come back. Don't let him drink and dance near anything valuable.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 11:47 pm:
Thanks Tala....

mangomamiCT 41F

5/2/2006 10:38 pm

the biker dude in the supermarket buying low fat ice cream , got a smile

the lady with the screaming kids , who threatened to break off one of their arms and beat them with it , got a chuckle

the guy in the gym who had just scratched his balls , who then shook the trainer dudes hand got a damn laugh


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 11:48 pm:
hahaha...yeah I didn't mention the diet soda with the supersized Big Mac combo meal...

rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
5/2/2006 10:52 pm

Love to people watch. To me, it's those differences that make life entertaining.


LustyTaurus replies on 5/2/2006 11:49 pm:
Edzakry!!!...

naughty_pleasure 47M/48F
25 posts
5/3/2006 6:18 am

LT, My all time best WTF? encounter was the older person who was dragging an oxygen bottle behind him on a little roller cart while he was buying some cigarettes at the store. I did not wait around to see if he lit up or not, I was too busy high tailing it out of the store to put as much distance between us!


LustyTaurus replies on 5/3/2006 7:34 pm:
LMAO...I would too...

saddletrampsk 54F

5/3/2006 8:18 am

I love to people watch..especially at airports when I used to travel all the time..spandex is wrong unless it is being worn by the hottie at the gym with a woody..


LustyTaurus replies on 5/3/2006 7:35 pm:
uh yeah...that probably would not be my first choice of situations I'd like to see spandex...LMAO

norprin5 55M

5/3/2006 6:10 pm

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    I love to people watch..especially at airports when I used to travel all the time..spandex is wrong unless it is being worn by the hottie at the gym with a woody..
uh...nooooooooooooooooooo, saddle my dear...the hottie at the gym having wood is not at all a good thing, uh-uh...'cause i think she likes me, and i don't like how yer makin' me think

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus replies on 5/3/2006 7:36 pm:
LOLOL...totally agree Norprin buddy!!

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
5/9/2006 9:57 am

LOL! I love to people watch too. Often I see peeps I want to call the fashion police on! Your post is too funny!

Whisper...


LustyTaurus replies on 5/9/2006 10:13 pm:
LOLOL...fashion police..do you have their number?..

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