LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
6/22/2006 12:16 am

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I can't whistle to save my life...not at a girl, not to call my dog, not to cheer on my favorite team.

I've tried and tried and tried...with fingers and without...it always sounds like this....wwwwsssssstttttttt.

Oh well, I guess its nothing to be ashamed of...I can't lick my elbow either...but that doesn't bother me.

When you're done whistling and trying to lick your elbow...give someone a big ol hug today...thay might need it, and you can always cop a feel on the way out!!


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HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/22/2006 12:31 am

It is impossible for me to scream. I can yell, but I cannot scream. Ya know like in those horror movies and shit. I have never been able to belt out a scream.
I can't lick my elbow, but my tongue is long enough to touch the top of my nose.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:09 pm:
I bet you can moan with the best of em tho...

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/22/2006 12:34 am

But can you lick your nose??????

THAT would be more impressive.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:10 pm:
on a good day...lol...

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/22/2006 12:56 am

I can lick my eyebrows......

btw...love the Droopy cartoon

NG61...slipping back into the darkness...

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:11 pm:
haha...I think you may have raised some eyebrows NG...

Looking4sex44240 54F

6/22/2006 1:21 am

I can't whistle...can't lick my elbow...or scream like in the movies

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:13 pm:
I can't scream either...

HBowt2 58F

6/22/2006 1:30 am

so you can't lick you elbow then.....ok...what can you lick?....

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:13 pm:
I can lick almost everything else, that is to say I can ALMOST lick everything else...

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
6/22/2006 1:50 am

Bastard... I spent ten minutes trying to lick my elbow!!!!!!!!!!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:14 pm:
hahaha...sorry bout that!!

oldude1946 70M

6/22/2006 2:23 am

Do I need to send you a whistle up there

I almost got run over one time, I was in the road licking my balls or was that the dog, damn, I can't remember

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:14 pm:
I hope you weren't licking the dog's balls oldude...

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

6/22/2006 2:59 am

OMG , thank you for your confession......lmao, I can't whistle at all and my eight year old thinks it's funny as hell as he keeps trying to teach me. I'm confessing here on LT's blog I cannot whistle, so I guess I'll just wink or flirt my ass off with you

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:15 pm:
hahaha...I need to carry a sign that says "pretend I'm whistling at you because I think you're hot and I can't whistle"...

silverbreeze2 65F

6/22/2006 3:55 am

I can't scream, lick my elbow or eyebrows, nor whistle! I can't swim either. Guess I will go sit down!

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:17 pm:
hahaha..no worries I only listed a couple of things I can't do...there are many more...

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/22/2006 4:38 am

I can whistle, I can lick my nose, I can even lick my left elbow, but not the right one. Have to damn near dislocate my shoulder to do it, but I can. Hugs are good things too, I know I can do that and without dislocating anything.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:18 pm:
see?...yet another reason to give away lotsa hugs!

mycin62 54F

6/22/2006 5:38 am

Can't whistle, but I can BLOW

Hugs to you and I'll only cop a feel if those balls are smooth

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:26 pm:
hahaha..OK then you be the cop and I'll be the whistle...

MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
6/22/2006 5:41 am

..as long as You can lick the other important parts...and know when You are being whistled at You shall be just peachy.. *hugs and whistles* c

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:27 pm:
trhat's what I think too Mam...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/22/2006 5:42 am

I can whistle, I can suck my own tit and sometimes I can even ohh nevermind.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:27 pm:
mmmm..I can't suck my own tit either...

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
6/22/2006 6:21 am

You can't whistle? Whats wrong with you. I think some therepy is in order.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:28 pm:
is there a dysfunctional whistler's group?...maybe that's what the whistle blower legislation is really all about!!...

MWWwantmore 51F

6/22/2006 6:23 am

I can lick my nose, I have a long and flexible tongue

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:29 pm:
that will definately serve you and others well MWW..

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
6/22/2006 6:42 am

my husband can't whistle either ... my whistling is not great either, tho i can get something out... just not LOUD!

[blog freelove999]

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:30 pm:
seems to be a more common ailment than I thought!!

saddletrampsk 54F

6/22/2006 8:24 am

I can whistle songs etc but not the loud fingers in your mouth whistle..but I can lick my own nipples..

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:31 pm:
hahaha...I'd love to lick yor nipples too...

digdug41 49M

6/22/2006 8:35 am

can always depend on you for a good hoot LT

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:32 pm:
and you are always welcome here Dig...

2943 posts
6/22/2006 8:46 am

Lol...I am so cracking up at some of these answers!...
I tried to lick my elbow too...like what did I think my tongue grew since the last time I fell for that trick?...I think not!!!
I can whistle, lick my nipples, not my nose, matter of fact I think I can lick our nipples together or anything in the general area...I leave on that note...hehe!


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:33 pm:
I accept your proposal Sweet, without prejudice...

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
6/22/2006 8:49 am

I have a hell of a wolf whistle. Blow your socks off!


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:33 pm:
damn Odds, are you trying to get me nekkid again??...

ohsodelicious 57F
1922 posts
6/22/2006 9:02 am

lusty...maybe you just don't have the pucker down


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:34 pm:
haha...I am definately doing something wrong OhSo...

concupiscentKid 40M

6/22/2006 9:39 am

I can whistle without my fingers, just not with.
I never even thought of licking my elbow.
Where did that come from?

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:35 pm:
hahaha...I don't know where the elbow licking thing came from Kid...it was just there as I was doing the post...LOL


6/22/2006 10:28 am

Whistle...just put your lips together and blow I love to blow

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:36 pm:
...thanks for the advise!

fair__is__fair 30F
15 posts
6/22/2006 2:12 pm

Sorry to disturb your blog, but someone has recently emailed me and harrased me by sending me this letter about Herman from the abuse team. I’m not going to give the name of the person who harrassed me since this is his first time, but I just want to make everyone aware of what this person is saying about poor Herman!

Here’s what he wrote to me!

Does AdultFriendFinder have a staffing problem, maybe?

As I’ve already mentioned, it is not my jurisdiction to tell AdultFriendFinder how to run their company, but if a staff member is acting in such a manner which is discriminatory toward ones dating approach, and acting on behalf of those who are abusive, and refusing to hear any explanation on behalf of the defender whatsoever, is it wrong to point him out? What if this person is acting against the interest of a fair non-judgemental dating environment, where everyone’s unique opinions and personalities are treated with equal respect?
What if he is standing in the way of future AdultFriendFinder profits? Suppose there is clear evidence that he is abusive of his authority, and uses his own personal discrimination in preventing a paid site member from expressing a reasonable case for his side of a conflict? Suppose his job is to mediate conflict, and he lacks character, and there is clear evidence that he has a dictating personality, and offers no evaluative reasoning for his decisions? What if someone’s unique dating approach is done with the intention of improving the site for everyone, yet the staff member simply outright refuses to listen? Suppose it can be made very obvious to anyone who understands the dating business, that this staff member simply does not have the attributes and skills required to fulfill what his position requires of him? What if unquestionable evidence ofthis can be provided at the end of this post? Then would it be wrong to point him out? Perhaps it would be. Maybe I’ll just Email the name of this person to several site members privately and see what they think, and allow them to act on their own judgement, in hopes that a more openminded abuse team member, with more character, diplomacy skills, reasoning ability, and respect for the diversity of all site members tenure on the site can be promoted to an authority figure in the abuse team.

For now, I merely wish to state my case against this anonymous staff member, so that all of those who read this message can find the necessary evidence which will lead to proof that this staff member is neither acting in the interest of the company, or it’s paid site members. I merely do this in the interest of the well being of any and/or all site members, past, present, and future, so that people can feel confident and secure that they will not be removed from access to all those people in which a person has invested so much of their time and affection for.

At the forefront, I’d just like to say that the person who I am speaking on behalf of has told me quite earnestly that all AdultFriendFinder staff members have been very gracious and understanding in their dealings with him, and he has found it quite easy to reach an agreement with them. However, the one and only abuse team member, of those he has spoken with, who refuses to listen to any part of this site members defense against abuse reports from members of whom my subject has wittingly albeit fairly retaliated against, also happens to hold an authoritative position within the abuse department.

THE QUESTION I HAVE for anyone to whom this authoritative abuse team member is held accountable to, is how are people supposed to enjoy this site when they have to live in fear of the fact that someone with the power to remove them from all those they have invested their time and energy into, can be persuaded to do so easily by those who try to dictate to other people how to approach the site? Would the site not be better if all people were allowed to express their person in manner which represents them according to their own personal tastes in a sex partner? If a person is not free to present themselves in as interesting of a manner as they are capable of, what is the point of competing for a sex partner on this site? There are far more women off the site, to which a person is not limited in their manner of expression.

Those who have used the advice lines for any period of time should be already quite aware of this, but to those of which the staff member of which I speak of is held accountable to, who are not aware, a trip to the advice lines will soon demonstrate that there is a large majority of individuals who are trying to dictate to other people the type of questions they should ask, and putting a great deal of effort into ensuring that everyone who visits the advice columns ask questions that suit the ideals of how this majority feels the advice columns should operate.

When they do not like the nature of someone’s question, they all join forces, to go in and insult the person’s choice of question, and tell them not to come to the advice columns, without ever giving any effort whatsoever toward giving an answer that would satisfy to any end what the advice seeker is seeking.

If you visit the advice columns, this evidence is quite clear. The insults are very common.
No more clear is this then the manner in which nice20402s advice question bearing new york in the title in which many members copied and pasted the same negative response to his taste in humor, calling him a troll and casting the uneducated judgement that he does not respect women. How an adult presents themselves in the public eye, bears no relation to how a person treats an individual. Everyone has different tastes in humor and are attracted to and/or unattracted to different qualities. I’m very certain that luvpump and other exectutives are well aware of the fact that a dating site serves the people best when it consists of variety as opposed to uniformity. The parts of the dating environment
which act as a public forum for the exposure of legal adults to the general dating public should be open to all forms of expression, so that people are able to not only freely express themselves in accordance to their personal satisfaction, but so that the dating environment consists of enough variety that members may find the type of partner that meets their own personal preference. No one should have any right to decide how another person presents themselves in a public forum. If you don’t like to watch “Southpark”, change the channel. I’m sure there are plenty of episodes of “Leave it to Beaver” out there to watch, and if that’s your preference, then whatever happens on Southpark should be of no concern to you. Should you choose to attack the dating style of someone that does not suit your own in a public forum, then in my opinion, you should be open to any form of retaliation within that public forum. There should be no reason to have someone removed from the site simply because you do not agree with their dating approach. We are all here to find the people that match us. While debating and arguing can sometimes be a fun approach to take in getting to know someone, having someone you don’t know removed from the system, simply because you do no like their dating methods is absolutely unacceptable. I don’t think any truly mature adult would disagree with that.

Rather then report abuse to these people’s insults and dictatorship, as was suggested to him by one staff member, the subject who I represent chose instead to retaliate to these people’s insults with insults of his own.

At the point where my subject had done this, the instigators took great offence to this, and began to pile insult after insult on him, no matter what type of question he asked. Even when he chose to graciously step down from the position he felt to be right, and offered to bury the hatchet, these individuals STILL laid insults on him.

I’d like to point out ten facts about my subject.

1. He has never once reported abuse on a member for any reason .
2 He has never once Emailed anything to a member in private that was in the slightest way derogative toward them.
3. He has never told anyone how they should go about using the site, or asked that they change any aspect of their profile or dating approach.
4. He has attempted to resolve conflicts on many occasions
5 He has carried out all conflict in an entertaining manner within the exposure of a public forum.

6. All of his retaliations and comebacks have been done in fun, non hating manner, and his retaliations are done with the intention of acting in the interest of all victims of aggression in an entertaining manner.
7. Not one person who he has retaliated against or anyone one else claiming to have reason to report him for abuse has ever spoken to him in person.
8. He has always responded kindly on the site to those who speak well of him.
9. He has treated all people in the same manner, and responded in accordance to how he has been responded to, regardless of age, sex, sexual orientation, race, or religion. Any derogatory terms concerning race and sexual orientation have been used in a friendly manner.

10. He has explained his position quite effectively to many members of the abuse team, who have all repeatedly accepted his reasoning, and had his profile reapproved approximately 15 to 20 times, and has only failed to reach agreement with one abuse team member.

Neither I, nor my subject ever hoped it would have to come to this, but when an AdultFriendFinder staff member who holds a position of authority, has clearly failed to treat site members fairly and with respect, and outright refused to act diplomatically, after several attempts of offering a polite and reasonable explanation, I feel a need to step in, so that in the future, AdultFriendFinder staff members will act in a manner which best serves the interest of it’s members.

As promised at the beginning of this post I will now provide evidence which will clearly demonstrate that one staff member has not been acting in accordance to a strategy which serves the interest of the company or that provides understanding to a wide variety of personality types from different social backgrounds, which I feel is a vital skill necessary in creating a positive an diverse atmosphere on a dating site which is exposed to the general adult public.

I only do this so that a more suitable, openminded member of the abuse team can be promoted to a position of authority, while the current authorative abuse department figure can be placed in a position which is more suitable to his character style and skills.

Should this particular staff member choose to take recourse on his discriminatory actions, and begin to move more toward a direction which serves it’s members interests, I see no reason why he should not be allowed to continue developing skills in his current position.

However, should he continue to disallow people like my subject who I describe in the list of nine facts, to have the freedom to express himself according to his own personal dating tastes, and continues to act in accordance with the current dictatorial majority in the advice columns, I do not feel this will serve the interests of future site members who may receive the same abuse from this same current dictatorial majority.

I believe all adults on this site should respect any and all dating approaches, of anyone presenting himself on any of the sites public forums, regardless of whether or not they agree with that approach.

I believe retalitory insults, or insults which are used sparingly in a PUBLIC FORUM, should not be considered abuse.

Just as the majority of site members were allowed the freedom to lay insults on my subject, my subject should have the freedom to lay retaliatory insults on that same majority.

Unless someone is acting in a manner which clearly acts against the personal safety or well being of a site member, all adults who enter into a public forum should bear the responsibility of acting in their own defense.

This is what allows adults to have personal growth and progression in their search for a partner who expresses themselves freely, and without prejudice.

Provided that AdultFriendFinder monitors their telephone abuse reports, as any dating site should to ensure fair treatment of site members by the staff, there should be clear evidence that the site member who was initially a paid gold member, and bore the handle entitled livinlavalova, melikekmunch2, and guess_hooze_back among others, has approached the abuse team on several occasions and acted politely and diplomatically in defense of abuse reports against him. Much of the reasoning behind his defense can be determined from conversations from a variety of Abuse team staff. Clear evidence should exist, that there has been but only one staff member who failed to listen to his reasoning. It should also be quite clear that this staff member has acted unreasonably toward being understanding to this site member, and has not provided suitable cause, made any attempt to acknowledge my subject’s reasoning, and provided no just reasoning for his stubborn refusal of this member’s enjoyment on the site other than “we do not allow members whose profile we have removed to return.”

Despite consistent attempts by my subject to use diplomacy and sound reasoning to persuade this sole staff member to allow my subject to continue his attempts at finding his style of partner, and enhancing the marketability of the site, the staff member has consistently fell back on the reasoning quoted above, and has clearly stated that this decision his solely his own.

He has also threatened to take legal action against this initial gold member who has put forth tireless efforts toward enhancing the entertainment value of the site, for his refusal to leave the site, as those who instigated the attack on freedom of expression, would likely support.

Livinlavalova’s initial advice questions, “If I don’t look as good as Larry King, do Ihave a hope in hell on this site,” and “I’m having a math problem here,” should provide clear evidence of how his harmless dating approach was dissuaded, how he defended his approach, and how the mass attacks on him developed.

All advice questions on all handlenames he has used should provide insight into his character and qualities, the manner in which he responds to friendly members, and his elaborate strategy against non friendly members. I feel it is reasonable to assert this matter so that Liv Inlavalova as well as any future members whose approach runs contrary to the uniformity of the majority, can be free of harrassment from members and
staff in the future, and feel free to enjoy the site like everyone else.

I would like to again reiterate the fact that my subject has not once reported abuse on a sitemember.

Thank you for your consideration.


Please make people aware of what this person has said, so that site members can stop harrassing AdultFriendFinder staff and the site can be more enjoyable for all.
I will now post this on the CEO’s blog as well as anywhere I can, so that people who are trying to enjoy the site can be aware of what is being said about Herman.
I apologize for the interruption.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:37 pm:
I don't have a sniff what you're talking about and I know I can't help you...sorry


6/22/2006 2:17 pm

here have a hugg .. need to dry my elbow off

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:38 pm:
no problem, I'd love a hug...

expatbrit49 62M

6/22/2006 2:46 pm

sheesh even Jimmeny could whistle

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:38 pm:
I know ExPat...its a little embarrassing...

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
6/22/2006 3:16 pm

I can whistle...
I cant lick my elbow ... there are more important things to lick!
But I can hug...


tight squeezes...m.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:39 pm:
I concurr, and don't be shy with the hugs..

VCF1962 104F

6/22/2006 3:57 pm

Yeah but when I tried the hug thing, the cat scratched me !

Can't lick my elbows, can whistle but it irritates the hell outta me - hey, maybe I shoulda licked the cat !

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:40 pm:
hahaha...it's never too late to lick the cat...

rm_DarknStar 54F
2823 posts
6/22/2006 5:43 pm

I can't whistle to save my life.... ME TOO, cant whistle a lick, never have and never will! I cant do the elbow thingy either, come to think about it.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:41 pm:
......that elbow thing I've learned is a rare ability anyway Dark

JaniSux 44F

6/22/2006 7:54 pm

Well.. I can whistle without the two fingers... lol Truth be told though... I don't think that the ability to whistle has gotten me far in life... sooo it's doubtful that you are missing anything...

*hug for you*

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:42 pm:
lol...thanks Jani......and a return HUG to you...

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
6/22/2006 8:23 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Lol...I am so cracking up at some of these answers!...
    I tried to lick my elbow too...like what did I think my tongue grew since the last time I fell for that trick?...I think not!!!
    I can whistle, lick my nipples, not my nose, matter of fact I think I can lick our nipples together or anything in the general area...I leave on that note...hehe!
But sweet can you whistle, lick ya nipples, and his nipples whilst balancing a bowl of tomato soup on your head as you read the tv in newspaper???????????????

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:43 pm:
hahaha...that would be good to see..LOL

chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
6/23/2006 2:58 am

I can lick...ok, no I can't - it was a failed attempt to impress the ladies.

I'll give someone a hug tomorrow. And I'm definitely going for the free feel option.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:47 pm:
hahaha..as long as it isn't your mother chasing...LOL

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
6/23/2006 4:55 am

I cant whistle either. I can blow out and make some noise.

Purry {=}


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:48 pm:
hahaha...I think that's the same thing I can do Purry

dontellmom 30M/30F

6/23/2006 5:39 am

Do you still blow daddys whistle?

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:55 pm:
you're sick, pathetic, demented, freaky, assclown fucktard...

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
6/23/2006 11:22 am

Don't feel bad, I also can't do either one. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:55 pm:
hahaha...thanks Joe...

rm_hotpockets20 51F

6/23/2006 3:03 pm

I can't whistle or lick my elbow but there are things I can lick and it'll make someone whistle.lol

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:56 pm:
I bet that's true hotpockets...

2375 posts
6/23/2006 7:16 pm

Don't sweat it, I'LL lick your elbow. I've been trying to see if I can lick MY elbow without my husband seeing what I'm doing. He's getting suspicious though, so I just said I was looking for dry skin to see if my elbow needed lotion. The things you make us do!

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:56 pm:
hahaha...just tell him what you're doing and promise him something he's always wanted if he can do it...

rm_shannee2006 52F
3355 posts
6/23/2006 9:12 pm

Hello. First time I've visited and I find a very entertaining post. I learned something new today...well two somethings. First is that I can't lick my elbow. I never thought of licking it, so of course when you said you couldn't I had to try. Not gonna happen. The second thing is NG being able to lick his eyebrow. Now I just wonder about that tongue....and of course that now has me totally distracted from the rest of the comments. LOL! Not to mention all the remarks about being able to lick nipples...I've always thought that was sexy, so having a "room" full of people sprinkled with others who can do that too...well that's kinda cool. Titillating post.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:58 pm:
Thanks for visiting shannee......and I knew NG would garner some attention with his comment...

norprin5 55M

6/23/2006 11:09 pm

i can whistle...i can lick an elbow, but not mine...i can levitate, but not unaided...

hey, are you from s'toon? that's reely cooool, man

King Nor XVIII

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 10:59 pm:
hahaha...I think elbows are an eroginous zone Norprin, and yep I'm from S'toon...

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/24/2006 3:09 am


Just pucker your lips and just blow! You know you want to... (take that any way you want).

Lady Bambi

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:01 pm:
hahaha...I'll try again just because, I'm not optomistic about he results tho...

fallinStrgazer 54F
388 posts
6/24/2006 3:46 am

Hi ya lusty!!... I cant whistle a lick either.. lol... trying to whistle for them grandbabies is a bitch!. I guess some of us have that gene in our pool, and some dont.. im just one of those people who is unique and cant whistle. So dont consider yourself out of the running. I think we should both invest in a DUCK CALL
Have a good day

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:01 pm:
I think they carry duckcalls in Walmart now...

real36CgirlPA 37F

6/24/2006 9:49 am

heheh..your tongue has to be down to whistle, so quit sticking your tongue out to lick your elbow and try it...

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:02 pm:
hahaha...good point real...

meerkittykat 42F

6/24/2006 11:36 am

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    Whistle...just put your lips together and blow I love to blow
Ya know...I try that and it just sounds like wind through and air tunnel.

I can't whistle either.

But, I am double-jointed and can fork my fingers into freaky positions.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:02 pm:
mmm...that double jointed thing could come in handy if it applies to your legs...

sassy1296 51F

6/24/2006 1:15 pm

Hmmm I can whistle, have not tried to lick my elbow. But you can give me a hug any old day... and come on baby cop-a-feel while your doing it.

Hugs ,,, be back soon.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:04 pm:
I hope your travels are going well sassy...and look for a BIG GROPING HUG when you get back...


6/24/2006 2:21 pm

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    Ya know...I try that and it just sounds like wind through and air tunnel.

    I can't whistle either.

    But, I am double-jointed and can fork my fingers into freaky positions.
How fahreaky!!!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

LustyTaurus replies on 6/24/2006 11:06 pm:
that's what i thought at first too MO...then I thought about the Hip joint...

oneeroticgal 42M/39F  
207 posts
6/27/2006 12:36 am

Wow...thanks for the giggle...

and yes i had to try it...the elbow thing...

atleast i can whistle...and really loud with a piece of grass

LustyTaurus replies on 6/27/2006 5:44 pm:
hahaha...could you lick your elbow?

mustangsallyt 49F

7/1/2006 9:23 pm


LustyTaurus replies on 7/5/2006 8:10 pm:
I'm veerrryy lusty thankyou...

rm_thestudnt 30M
39 posts
12/16/2006 4:22 am

    Quoting silverbreeze2:
    I can't scream, lick my elbow or eyebrows, nor whistle! I can't swim either. Guess I will go sit down!
i learned to swim when the canoe sank in the middle of the lake... so if we ever go canoing together and it sinks.. ill save you

LustyTaurus replies on 12/17/2006 2:32 pm:
she'll appreciate that studnt...

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