Greatest pub  

LustyTaurus 48M  
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12/24/2005 1:35 pm

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Greatest pub

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfoundlander were sitting in a bar in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out
of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin Jahn's there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place, they'll
buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then,when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's claims, but he swears every word is true.

"Hmmmm," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not me meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times

saddletrampsk 54F

12/31/2005 9:31 pm

I love a good newfie joke..

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