DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY...  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
6/1/2006 7:01 am

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DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY...

I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I get a little stressed...it can lead to anything from overeating or drinking to sexual stress relief

There are entire industries built around stress relief, all kinds of routines, pills, lotions and potions to help us take the edge off when we need it.

I'm thinking we need to have sex covered by health care. I don't know of a better way to get rid of stress than some good old fashioned nookie. Sure, there's places in the world that you can legally buy sex, but isn't that kind of elitist?? Not everyone can afford that!!!

I need to put a little thought into the structure and implemention of such a plan...what do we call these specialized professionals??


HOOKERS FOR HEALTH??

NOOKIE NURSES??

PROFESSIONAL POONTANG PRACTIONERS??

Maybe you guys can help me out on that.

Aas...can't get laid to save his life...not even on his birthday. (happy birthday bud)

atomicartist[blog atomicartist]'s woes in this area are legendary.

How much better would our world be with universally accessible professionals dedicated to the sexual health of everyone...think about it!!!

In the meantime, here's a song that I really like to help you take the edge off.


Sung By Bobby Mcferin

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy

HAVE A GOOD DAY ALL...

LUSTYTAURUS


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/1/2006 7:51 am

How bout Sexual Stress Relievers??

Juicy


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:20 pm:
Yep...I use em regularly...LOL

alphuctup 40M

6/1/2006 8:00 am

Marvin Gayes...as in Sexual Healing, ok that one's pretty lame lol, how about Relief Rangers...a bit like the Power Rangers but aimed at a slightly more mature market.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:22 pm:
I like that one alph...

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/1/2006 8:10 am

Uhmmm, I never thought it would be YOU, but you've offended me! Nookie Nurses?!!!??? Mac is a Registered Nurse. Mac folds her arms over her chest and stomps her foot.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:23 pm:


Does this mean I'm going to get punished?...

a123rat 49M
1112 posts
6/1/2006 8:11 am

A concept I can whole heartedly support.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:24 pm:
Right your MLA'S...we should get the Mormans and the Unions involved in this..

imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/1/2006 8:51 am

Lusty,


What about a "Pussy Potion" that smells like pussy juice to get men off.LOL


xxxooo
Lady Bambi


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:25 pm:
LOLOL...it might mean a little less strain on a publicly funded system...

concupiscentKid 40M

6/1/2006 9:20 am

Damn! Run for something so I can vote for you.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:25 pm:
...thanks for the support!

mm0206 68F
7767 posts
6/1/2006 9:45 am

lmao

...m.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:26 pm:
I'd be happy to interview you as an intern mm...

HeartlessBitch69 46F

6/1/2006 10:17 am

I just so happen to believe in stress relieving sex! Did it sunday! Highlights about it are in my blog "ooooo I am so sorry" I didn't write about it, my stress reliever did! IT is called the ole fashioned BOOTY CALL!


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:27 pm:
I'll definately check it out...

saddletrampsk 54F

6/1/2006 11:09 am

Maybe my drug plan should cover vibrators?

Rx..BOB use several times daily until relief is found or batteries wear out whichever comes first..

Signed..Dr FeelGood..


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:27 pm:


As long as we get the nurses, it is only fair that vibrators are covered too...LMAO

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
6/1/2006 12:16 pm

Now you KNOW Bobby was stoned when he wrote the song and did the video. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:28 pm:
LOL...scary since I don't know the song and I am dead sober and straight...

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
6/1/2006 1:26 pm

LMAOOOO Nookie Nurses... damn, we'd all be going to school, and I doubt there would be a shortage then. Y

T




LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:30 pm:
that's exactly what i was thinking...LOLOL...how could this be bad?..

southrnpeach333 50F

6/1/2006 2:20 pm

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    Maybe my drug plan should cover vibrators?

    Rx..BOB use several times daily until relief is found or batteries wear out whichever comes first..

    Signed..Dr FeelGood..
i am for this one.. although i think it should include spanking new batteries too.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:31 pm:
LOLOL...yes, bateries should definately be included...

HBowt2 58F

6/1/2006 3:15 pm

well i said sex should be on prescription.....


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:31 pm:
I agree...and this would give us the infrastructure to fill every one...

digdug41 49M

6/1/2006 3:46 pm

lets see ya implement this one medical insurance would triple

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:32 pm:
NO...that's the beauty...all the really expensive stress related dieases would vanish!!!...

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/1/2006 4:13 pm

"Sure, there's places in the world that you can legally buy sex, but isn't that kind of elitist?? Not everyone can afford that!!!"

There are a lot of places in the United States where people can't afford health care either.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:33 pm:
Yes I've heard that Daphne...it isn't right...

oldude1946 70M

6/1/2006 5:11 pm

I'm gonna go out and find me a Ho right now, I think I may be stressed


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:34 pm:
I think you better do that Oldude...I've heard they are quite reasonable where you live...

clitalicious67 49F

6/1/2006 6:14 pm

Too funny!


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:34 pm:
Thanks!!...

twirly_girl 47F

6/1/2006 6:18 pm

PCR's - Personal Copulation Reliever's
Hmm... No... Must think about this some more.

BTW:
I absolutely abhor that song. I'm holding you
personally responsible for it being stuck in my
head now.


-Nikki


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:35 pm:
LMAO...I actually thought of that, and then I posted it anyway...how evil is that??...

meerkittykat 42F

6/1/2006 6:30 pm

    Quoting absolutelynormal:
    Uhmmm, I never thought it would be YOU, but you've offended me! Nookie Nurses?!!!??? Mac is a Registered Nurse. Mac folds her arms over her chest and stomps her foot.
That made me my ass off....I haven't a clue why. I now have this image of
trying to be "Ms Stern Nurse" and
trying his damndest to take her "temperature."


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:36 pm:
LOL...we can always hope Meer...

Whispersoftly5 52F
15176 posts
6/1/2006 8:04 pm

I don't care what you call them - can I have that job?!!!



Whisper...


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:37 pm:
You will have to go through an extensive pre-employment skill test Whisper...but i don't anticipate that being a problem...

libgemOH 56M/52F

6/1/2006 8:13 pm

sounds perfectly logical to me!!! -B


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:37 pm:
LOL...glad you agree Lib...

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
6/1/2006 9:00 pm

lol! me needs sum happy and i take coke over pepsi


LustyTaurus replies on 6/1/2006 10:38 pm:
WooHOOOooo...another Coke drinker and a potential special services nurse???..

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
6/2/2006 12:23 am

I think I know what I'm going to negotiate for when I have my next job interview.....thanks for reminding me....

NG61....slipping back into the shadows...


LustyTaurus replies on 6/2/2006 12:41 am:
You're welcome...LOL

rm_yukonpaul 51M
1120 posts
6/2/2006 4:31 am

Will the local pharmacy be able to fill that prescription?


LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:12 pm:
maybe soon enough Paul...

absolutelynormal 56F
6563 posts
6/2/2006 4:39 am

Does this mean I'm going to get punished?...

Mac puts on her sexy nurse outfit (only I don't really have one, no nurse I know does) along with the thigh highs and the f'me pumps, OH and musn't forget that cap. (the one I almost got fired for not wearing years ago) Mac puts LT in one of those gowns, the kind that your ass hangs out of. I think THREE Triple H enemas are called for! (high, hot and a helluva lot!) Oh wait, you may actually like that! Uhmmm, go to time out instead! Mac


LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:12 pm:
lolol...DAMN I hate time outs...

FunandFrisky79 41M/36F

6/2/2006 2:21 pm

Where do I sign up?

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LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:14 pm:
Do you think we need a benefit plan for the workers?

rm_cru1972 44M
4407 posts
6/2/2006 2:41 pm

I don 't care what you call them, Just get me a prescription.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:14 pm:
LOLOL...

AtomicArtist0 45M
6015 posts
6/2/2006 8:34 pm

"Atomic's woes in this department are legendary"...yeah, there isn't a girl in town who doesn't have a restraining order on me.


LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:16 pm:
Actually, I found one who doesn't...but she's kinda ugly...

mycin62 54F

6/3/2006 5:48 am

LOL, I love it!!! Where do I sign up to be on THIS comittee?


LustyTaurus replies on 6/3/2006 4:16 pm:
The first step is a thorough skill test..

Tala4u2 53M  
2957 posts
2/27/2007 8:09 pm

We need "SEXPEACE" an enviromental health protest group to get more people supporting the lack of fucking in the world. Stop it and that's the end of us.

Tala, Wizard of The Kingdom of BooBoBia, DEITY,
PERVlander


LustyTaurus replies on 3/1/2007 8:28 pm:
that's right!!...sexpeace, I like it..

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