A Blogger's Epitaph....  

LustyTaurus 48M  
12038 posts
7/18/2006 12:14 am

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A Blogger's Epitaph....

I was thinking about this today...if I was to die suddenly...who would I trust to log-on and do my last post?

More importantly, what would they say??

Just to be clear, I'm talking about that one or two lines that get put on your headstone...that hopefully sums up the essence of who you were for the strangers walking by 50 years from now.

I've taken the liberty of doing a couple examples:


expatbrit49expatbrit49

"ExPatBrit caused no strife...he's gone to pervert the Afterlife"

digdug41digdug41

"I'm feelin ya, I'll miss ya...I'm gone to get me some Angel pussy, c'yas all later!"

fastfifties[blog fastfifties]

"DAMN that was some good stuff!!...I sure hope God isn't a Republican"

willing2tryit42

"You touch my Bike and I swear I'll come down from heaven and kick your ass"

I don't know why I was thinking about this today...maybe this place is more important to me than I'd like to admit.

Maybe I'm just a twisted Canadian with too much time on his hands...LOL!!

At any rate, if you want to post a sample epitaph for yourself or a favorite blogger...or me...you are more than welcome to do so.

Have a great Tuesday everyone!!


.LUSTYTAURUS


QueenofBitches69 46F

7/18/2006 12:30 am

LustyTaurus

"The Sexiest Fucker on A.F.F."


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:32 pm:
why thankyou...

free2chose2 66F

7/18/2006 12:33 am

No more LustyTaurus BUTT to see
unless to the same afterlife you flee

Don't worry, be Happy


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:32 pm:
...yeah remind me to change the pic before I die OK...

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
7/18/2006 12:39 am

saintlianna

Just because I am gone dont mean you can be talkin shit about me or I will still bust your ass from down......er, I mean up here.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:33 pm:
lol...freudian slip right?...

waerlookin4fun 50M/46F

7/18/2006 1:17 am

here lies waer (smokey) who just wanted to do some funny posts in blogland, but she got stuck in Lodi and now I guess she'll be pissed if you don't leave a stargazer lilly on her headstone


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:33 pm:
...do they even make those anymore...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/18/2006 3:09 am

Sorry LT I am not that creative and since death seems so far off for me I would rather not think about it.

Juicy


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:34 pm:
its OK...and fair enough...

willing2tryit42 40M
1141 posts
7/18/2006 3:10 am


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:34 pm:
I think that is officially the shortest comment you've left here tryit...

TXBITCH2006 49F

7/18/2006 4:21 am

Here lies one hell of a woman


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:35 pm:
no argument here..

angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
7/18/2006 4:41 am

I actually thought of this before my surgery. And I gave my password to someone that I trusted to handle making one last post and then deleting my blog if the need should arise! Its a little morbid....but necessary!


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:36 pm:
yes, it is very much necessary...the morbid part is I thought of it without any outside influences...

fallinStrgazer 54F
388 posts
7/18/2006 5:54 am

The person who would be doin my blog is my Darknstar!! My bestus friend who knows me better than anyone!!! She would say "Here lies my bestus friend, the CRAZY BITCH!! and that would be her exact words ..I myself would prefer, "Here lies the fallin stargazer, now she is in heaven with the stars..


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:37 pm:
Both are fine epitaphs and you have a fine friend...

bbw4u06 50F

7/18/2006 7:46 am

Well my best online friend is my death buddy and he feels quite honoured to be so. I have emailed his phone number to my cousin who will call him and he will sign on to my emails and maybe messengers to let people know what happened. It would be too hard for a family member to do it...in more ways than one. LOL shock would kill most of them for one instance LOL.
I don't know what epitaph I would have on my headstone, lol nothing remarkable or memorable about me I don't think.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:38 pm:
I'm sure you're just being modest...and I know what you mean about family..

silverbreeze2 65F

7/18/2006 8:04 am

Here's lies the man that loved KFC...
Ate it one too many times and fell to his knees
Think "Beef" Lusty....think "Beef".


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:38 pm:
hahaha...you haave a good memory Silver...

meerkittykat 42F

7/18/2006 8:37 am

LT
Here lies the inventor of "Dump Truck"
Never one to back out of a good......


Who would manage my blog in the afterlife???

I'd offer co-management to Disaster and Mags....enough sassy additude and twisted humour to keep people scratching their heads....just as they do now.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:39 pm:
Yeah...I'd be a little apprehensive.....but WTF I'm dead right...

florallei 99F

7/18/2006 9:12 am

Hi,

' A courageous woman who finally discovered her TRUE self, no longer will this space be bright for she is no longer here'...without the risk of sounding immodest...I believe my loved ones will think this of me once I am gone from this earth...
flo


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:40 pm:
that is really awesome flor...

norprin5 55M

7/18/2006 9:48 am

funniest one i've seen was "I told you I was sick"

no headstone for me...i'm having a Viking funeral...put me in a wooden canoe, cover me with kindling, light me up and push me out into the river's current

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:41 pm:
that's an honorable way to make the journey off this rock Norprin...

fortunaswm 61M/52F

7/18/2006 9:49 am

No epitaphs here Lusty - but PLEASE - I hope she runs my ashes through just one more time

I know - that's gross - sorry


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:41 pm:
hahaha...you may not know this, but I'm Ok with gross...

moonlightphoenix 45F
6508 posts
7/18/2006 10:08 am

She finally gave up. Give her a fuckin break and let her rest.

But it doesn't really matter cause I'm gonna get burnt and scattered over the caribbean ocean.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:42 pm:
You can still have an epitaph...especially for this realm...

Smiles1962006 56F
525 posts
7/18/2006 10:26 am

Gosh!...such morbid thoughts!!
I know it's wise to make arrangements, just in case...but I have always been a procrastinator about these things. Maybe that's what my headstone will say!

I just hope no one here will be in need of it anytime soon!!
Play Safe


*Smiles*


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:43 pm:
Don't get me wrong, it's not like I hope it happens..

a123rat 49M
1112 posts
7/18/2006 11:43 am

Just put my ashes in a coffee can with a pack of Marlboros and a Zippo, Put me under the fence post on the corner.

I'll save you a seat in the section of the afterlife full of strippers.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:44 pm:
sounds good to me rat...

multitasksextoy 58M  
3511 posts
7/18/2006 12:08 pm

What!!!! Have you been eating coconut again.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:44 pm:
no way man...I did walk by them in the store...maybe I got too close...

Phuc_Buddy 46M

7/18/2006 12:19 pm

Damn morbid Canadians...what are you still moping about hockey season being over? Now really LT do you really want any of us phuc-ups writing your epitaph?


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:45 pm:
I never said I was the smartest blogger going...

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/18/2006 1:06 pm

My blogging epitaph?

Kelli's gone. Please think of her kindly, tip a pint in her honor, and call her name in tribute next time you cum.

A friend has my password here, and my family would know to contact her.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:46 pm:
That's an awesome epitaph Kelli...I may do all those things before you're gone...

FunFlirty4u 45F

7/18/2006 1:56 pm

I'm not sure what people would write about me probably something about having big boobs. I would think if I died my friend Pandora would have to come and post on my blog.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:49 pm:
mmm...I love boobies...

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
7/18/2006 3:14 pm

Oh you so crazzzzyyyyy!


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:50 pm:
What...you'll thank me for this if it ever happens to you...well maybe not...

SacredStarDance

7/18/2006 6:29 pm

way too funny

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:51 pm:
I'm glad you got a laugh...

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/18/2006 8:11 pm

Here's mine...

Here Lies sweetSinn
She Lived for Cock
And Died Without It!


Great I'll prolly get hit by a bus full of roosters tomorrow now!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


LustyTaurus replies on 7/18/2006 11:52 pm:
Think positive...maybe it'll be a truckload of Chipp'n'Dales...

rm_AnOddGirl 57F
3469 posts
7/19/2006 6:00 am

    Quoting norprin5:
    funniest one i've seen was "I told you I was sick"

    no headstone for me...i'm having a Viking funeral...put me in a wooden canoe, cover me with kindling, light me up and push me out into the river's current
I've actually arranged for a Viking funeral, of course they have to kidnap my dead body...

'What a Ride that was! Let's Do it again!'


LustyTaurus replies on 7/19/2006 7:58 pm:
...I like your epitaph...lol

mycin62 54F

7/19/2006 6:48 am

"See ya all in HELL!!"


LustyTaurus replies on 7/19/2006 7:58 pm:
...it's been so hot here lately I feel like I'm in training for it!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/19/2006 10:36 am

    Quoting norprin5:
    funniest one i've seen was "I told you I was sick"

    no headstone for me...i'm having a Viking funeral...put me in a wooden canoe, cover me with kindling, light me up and push me out into the river's current
Damn copycats are all over the place... At least I'm doing it the right way and having the boat pushed out to sea while everyone gets drunk in my name.

Note to self: Open small bank account to pay for the drinks.

As for my epitaph... I leave it to the friends who knew me and the enemies who couldn't bring me down *gives her enemies the Italian salute*


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


LustyTaurus replies on 7/19/2006 7:57 pm:
hahaha...I think I may get drunk in your name anyway, long before you go.....I'll be given Italian salutes all over the place.

bbw4u06 50F

7/19/2006 1:29 pm

LOL no I am serious there is nothing memorable about me thats for sure.


LustyTaurus replies on 7/19/2006 7:55 pm:
ok then...I'll take your word that you believe that...but I'm sure you're wrong...

FeistySyn 51F

7/19/2006 7:00 pm

Mine would say:

Be Right Back.

... as for who would touch base with my online friends, probably no one... I was very close to someone who was on this site who passed away and fortunately for me he had told his sister how much I meant to him and eventually she called me (she was absolutely devastated by his death, as she had been there with him when the accident happened) ... after he died his profile just sat inactive for months and months... eventually they deleted it, I suppose for inactivated.

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


LustyTaurus replies on 7/19/2006 7:54 pm:
I kind of expected someone to have a true story like this...I actually hesitated posting it for fear of opening old wounds

FeistySyn 51F

7/20/2006 7:06 pm

No, it's ok... don't think that way! I thought it was a great post, sorry if my comment was a downer... it was almost 2 years ago now... doing fine here

In fact, seriously... delete my prior comment if you think it's too depressing and ruins the fun of your post, honestly, ok? Now I have guilt!!!! Don't give me guilt godammit, I have too much stress already in my life!!!! (hehe... sorry, shouldn't tease you like that, you don't know me well enough to get my wicked humor).

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


LustyTaurus replies on 7/20/2006 7:57 pm:
hahaha..I don't know you well, but I got your sense of humor a while back......and I didn't take your comment as a downer at all...thank you for it.

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
7/20/2006 8:59 pm

Thanks bro. You sound happy. VEry cool thing. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 7/21/2006 11:44 pm:
yes it is..

duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
7/21/2006 7:46 am

DustStorm blowing through to the next life. May she blow on forever.

My boyfriend has all my passwords. He'll take care of it all. I love that man.

DustStormDiva


LustyTaurus replies on 7/21/2006 11:44 pm:
I'm sure he'll make sure the world knows who you were if that time came...

HBowt2 58F

7/21/2006 10:49 am

Finally gone to hell..........


LustyTaurus replies on 7/21/2006 11:46 pm:
I don't think I want to go there...they prolly only serve imported beer...

JaniSux 44F

7/22/2006 6:44 pm

Great post Lusty! I love dig's

Maybe yours should be...

"He was just a twisted Canadian with too much time on his hands...LOL!!"
..and that's your own words... lol

Janie


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
8/2/2006 3:39 pm

LustyTaurus replies on 7/22/2006 1:46 am:
I don't think I want to go there...they prolly only serve imported beer...

In Heaven there is no beer,
that's why we drink it here;
and when we're gone from here,
well, our friends will be drinking all the beer!


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


LustyTaurus replies on 8/3/2006 6:57 pm:
...its probably true Princess!

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