Funny T-Shirts  

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
3114 posts
8/17/2005 3:21 pm

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Funny T-Shirts

Is there anyone else out there who likes the humorous shirts they have on the market?

I have several

I can only please one person a day, today doesn’t look good for you and tomorrow doesn’t either.

I’m to sexy for my hair, that’s how come it isn’t there.

Remember my name you’ll be screaming it later.

Plan Ahead: It hadn’t started raining yet when Noah build the ark.

Free hand solution (with an arrow pointing downwards of course).

Warning: Choking Hazard (a man standing up and a woman giving him a BJ that is designed like a restroom sign).

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, you’re abusing the privilege.

I didn’t say it was your fault… I said I was going to BLAME you.

I hear voices… and they don’t like you.

I’m not fluent in idiot… so please speak very slowly to me.

Your village called… They want their idiot back.

These are a few of the shirts I own and people give me really strange looks when I wear them. The girls especially give strange looks when I wear the one that says, “remember my name… you’ll be screaming it later.” I wore that while I was at the laundrymat doing laundry a couple of weeks ago and an elderly woman keep giving my dirty looks but never actually said anything to me surprisingly.

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/22/2005 5:43 am


I haven't seen any of those ones yet...

Thanks to the Internet though, it is possible to find all kinds of things that 20 years ago many people would not have known existed.

1586 posts
8/20/2005 7:58 am

Woo hoo! Another t-shirt afficianado.

I have a few and no one has ever said anything to me about them. Probably because I'm black and scary. LOL

My favorites:

- On the front: "My body is a temple", on the back "On your knees"

- "Some of my best friends are white people" (Well, it's true...)

- "If you think my tits are amazing, you should see my balls" (Guys look confused, women my age and older look offended, young women think it's funny)

- "You can't see me" printed on a camouflage shirt

I have more, but I can't think of them all offhand.

I thought about making a collage of them and putting them on this site, but I figured that I might get busted. LOL

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/19/2005 1:46 pm

LMao demonic...

Sometimes people's reactions are the funnest part, especially when they know it does not really suite you...

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/19/2005 3:33 am

czyswt1: i love that one lolol where can i find it?? i'll need to buy that. it will shock my family to see me wearing such a shirt... but mom would be so proud. lol.

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/18/2005 6:05 pm

I saw that one demonic, I almost bought it...

I imagine I will pick it up next time I buy some more.

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/18/2005 6:04 pm

LMAO czy...

I should buy that for my sister...

czyswt1 38F

8/18/2005 4:56 pm

I have one that I bought up in St. Louis that says

"If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my mom."

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
8/18/2005 9:14 am

"when God made me, he was just showing off" (do'nt own this one... but somebody was going to send it to me as a gift. still want it)

I have a camo tshirt that says "Ha! now you can't see me"... i guess it's just humorous because i actually said that the first time i wore a camo shirt, back when i was 16 or so. no: i'm not a hunter or anything... i just love green.

a shirt i want to make: "It's not MY fault you're an idiot" (too bad i can't wear it at work. lol)

seductiveinblack 32F
14 posts
8/18/2005 6:05 am

I love shirts like that, too bad i live in jpn where the english make no sense! so what do i have to do..?

Make my own some i made are :
Nostrodamus predicted youd be a loser.
Im ugly on the inside too.
phat phuk
hating you makes me warm inside
You say "BITCH" as if its a bad thing..
PHUK OFF!!!! leave me be (on the back of my boy basher top)

ofcourse the jpnese dont understand my shirt but when i go to a place where theer are enlighs speaking foreiners they love it

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/18/2005 4:41 am

LOL Tx...

My favorite bumper sticker is from my state...

"Vermonter's spread sh*t, we don't pack it."

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/18/2005 4:39 am

LOL quiet, those are pretty good as well...

rm_QuietEyez 46F

8/17/2005 9:15 pm

My daughter loves them..

*shhh.. Im trying to ignore you

* I see your lips moving but all I hear is blah blah blah

LoyaltyandHonor 35M/31F
1241 posts
8/17/2005 5:00 pm

Lol those ones are great as well Nick...

My family does not seem to mind them because they know I don't act like many of the shirts say nor do I speak to people like that in general. You will always get some odd looks from older people though...

Just because I wear a shirt with regards to sex does not mean I do what that shirt says. I think to many people assume things in today's world

NickRules999 39M
9464 posts
8/17/2005 3:54 pm

I like shirts like that. I have seen a few in an ad in a magazine that had these:

"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

"You laugh at me coz I'm different, but I laugh at you coz you're all the same."

Those are the only two I remember. Mostly, my shirts represent metal bands, and the only person who is opposed to my clothes is my great grandma.

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