Thing you only get away with saying at Christmas  

LovelyLadyLumpzz 40F
319 posts
12/21/2005 3:56 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Thing you only get away with saying at Christmas

1. I prefer breasts to legs
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

rm_longliner002 50M
227 posts
12/21/2005 4:49 pm

Thanks for the laugh

jamesbond0071965 51M
23 posts
12/21/2005 10:46 pm

i never thought christmas could be so much fun

OttawaMan43sum 47M
1985 posts
12/22/2005 5:11 pm

Perfect, LLL. But why must it only be during the holidays?

rm_RoyDs 46M
8 posts
1/4/2006 3:30 pm

FANTASTIC! I Swear I am going to use these at my next party!

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