LovelyLadyLumps2 40F
82 posts
10/19/2005 6:21 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm


1234 Merivale Rd
Ottawa, ON
K2C 4C3
613 area code
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

To Whom It May Concern

My experience and love of sex make me a strong candidate for a position in your bed. I am posting my resume for consideration for a part time position as a sexual partner. I am already attached and not looking to change that, just looking to add some more excitement to my sex. If there is not a position available at this time, please keep my resume on hand for future openings.

I am a very flexible person, long hours and hard work do not scare me away. I have a good knowledge of sexual intercourse and oral sex. I can work quickly and like to stay on the task at hand. I work well in a team but also work well one on one or alone. I can adapt quickly to new situations and locations. I am motivated to do well and help everyone achieve their own personal goals.

Thank you for your consideration. I appreciate you taking the time to read over my sexual resume. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. If you would like to contact me to arrange an interview, I can be reached at the profile of LovelyLadyLumps2.

Sexually yours




1234 Merivale Rd
Ottawa, Ontario
K2C 4C3

• Masturbation at the onset of puberty leading to great knowledge of my own body
• Sexual Intercourse for the first time at age 19
• Many sexual partners
• Sex in public and private locations
• Experience with oral sex
• Experience with anal sex
• Orgasm during masturbation and oral sex
• G Spot Orgasm experience
• Ability to squirt
• Work with anal beads
• Work with anal douche
• Work with variety of vibrators
• Have watched several porn videos
• Phone sex capable

• Sex education starting in grade six
• Personal Instruction given by tutors
• Human Sexuality course from Algonquin College
• G Spot Seminar at Club D&D
• Swingers Seminar put on by the owners of the 4 play club

Work Experience
• August 2001 to Present ‒ Girlfriend
Experimentation with variety of positions and locations
• May 2005 to Present ‒ Swinger
Joined lifestyle and have had several fun play partners
• July 1995 to August 2001 ‒ Safe Protected No Strings Attached Sex
Enjoyed meeting new people and relating to then on a sexual level

• D&D free
• Practice safe sex
• STDs check on regular basis (every 3 months)
• Birth Control Pill

• Fun and good feeling sex
• No pain or humiliation
• No degrading behaviour (cum on face or hair)
• Bi sexual woman or Bi curious woman
• Couples
• Singles Male and Female
• Parties
• Partner swapping

• Available upon request

heandshe1975 42M/45F
2 posts
10/19/2005 8:56 pm

hey like i said very interested so get back to us hun thanks

smooth_jazzy 60M
1 post
10/20/2005 12:24 am


Your resume realy makes a difference. Excelent idea and excelent writing. What a subtle sense of humor and irony!

I am from SE Europe and only for a second month here in NYC.
I will be available here by the 25th of October, and probably from time to time by the next summer.

Since I am not a Premium member of AdultFriendFinder, I can not send you a message. So drop me a line to AdultFriendFinder in order to be able to contact you by mail.

Hopping to be
Sexually yours

heandshe1975 42M/45F
2 posts
10/20/2005 3:21 pm

hey you how are you again please get back to us very interested thanks

LovelyLadyLumps2 40F

10/20/2005 3:56 pm

hey guys thanks for the post. Look forward to chatting

rm_LickYouNow24 48M
4 posts
10/21/2005 12:20 am

Hello, my name is Glenn, I'm a single male in Brockville, that has a studied thr oral arts and have mastered the art of hitting a woman's G-spot. I can and have hit the spot many many times and have made women that say they can not squirt, squirt big time, and as much as 15 times in a night also.
I'm a lover of giving pleasure to a woman, and unlike most men, I do know that foreplay has to be given or else the woman does not get into the mood for all the pleasures that follows!!! Interested in finding out more, please write me back,Well the balls are in your court now, lets plan for your time of incrediable fun!!
Talk soon.

rm_sacman4u 48M
10 posts
10/21/2005 10:36 am

LovelyLady, Hello! I AM, the sacman! I came across one of your posts and caught a glimpse of the photo, quickly did a second take, followed with a mmmmmmmmmmm(not to mention a sqeeze and grab to my, uh, you know, lol). I think that pic is so Hot! Now, that resume. I really didnt find it funny but I sure in the hell strarted wishing I was the employer looking to hire! I found it not only Unique but also stimulating. Well, not being next door nieghbors and all, distance is just a click! Would you be interested in an on-line friendship? (mkryan1)<This is where you can find me at America. Send a Hi, o-kay? Take care, Mark(37)

Faded_Lush 36M/F

10/22/2005 3:39 pm

Hey gurl watsup...Was jus wondering if you have any other pics? Let me know when u can ttyl

rm_txscorpion 42M
206 posts
10/26/2005 10:25 pm

Hey LLL. Definitely a unique idea to post a resume. I have to agree w/ Sacman...wish I was the employer looking for a god employee. Keep doing your thang. Great writing. Plus a lovely pic. Yum.

~The Scorpion King~

rm_youngjeezy18 31M
1 post
10/30/2005 6:11 am

great idea for the resume really got my interest.since iam not a priemium member i cant send u messages heres my email send me urs.

LovelyLadyLumpzz 40F

11/5/2005 5:06 pm

Sorry anyone looking for me can find me at LovelyLadyLumpzz, my profile for some reason got deleted and not by me. I do want to continue chattig with everyone I was talking with before. Please come find me.

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