Too Funny  

LoveKuffs 43M
9 posts
5/21/2005 1:05 pm

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Too Funny


A good friend forwarded this to me, and figured what the hell might as well share it. So for those that haven't seen this before, enjoy. Hope it puts a smile on your face.

*_9 Things I Hate About Everyone _**

1. *People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

*2. *People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

*3. *When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

*4. *When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

*5. *When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

*6. *People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

*7. *When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.

*8. *When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

*9. *When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

mnfun952 102M

5/21/2005 2:17 pm

Kuffs - you're a man I could hang with.... there's nothing worse than people who overstate the obvious and approach life from the point of view of a sheep.

I'm laughin'

MnFun


wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
5/21/2005 2:45 pm

Lol yeah I got that too

Although could I please ask people who FWD these things to make use of the BCC field, I am starting to wonder just how many AdultFriendFinder members have my email address and don't even know it yet......and it is a curiosity since the copy I received has a few hundred email addresses contained with in it just how many AdultFriendFinder email addresses I have!

ever wonder?

WyvernRose


toledocpl4funu 53M/51F

5/21/2005 3:42 pm

lol love it but there is another 1. when it is hot and everyone is sweating and someone walks up and say hey, is it hot enough for you....and i think there must be a god cause some power is looking out for this person


1playfulgal 39F
1828 posts
5/21/2005 4:54 pm

very funny...brightened my day...thanks


rm_d0ughb0y35 50M
16 posts
5/29/2005 4:46 pm

Very good. How 'bout hitting the elevator buttons when they're already lit up. What? It's going to come faster if it thinks there are more people waiting?!

And if I hear another person say, "You know, it's not the heat, it's the humidity." I think I'm going stuff him in a steamroom for an hour!!

Well, not really, but it's nice to dream...


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