I LOVE THIS BLOG  

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8/22/2005 7:17 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I LOVE THIS BLOG


How many of you are familiar with the Country and Western song by Toby Keith "I Love This Bar"? Well, that's exactly how I feel about the blogs here on AdultFriendFinder. This is really a cool place to just let your hair down, almost as good as psychotherapy. I get my deepest thoughts off my chest and even get advice back in return. The best part is that I don't have to worry about my Preferred Provider health insurance picking up the tab.

I had this post disapproved earlier by the AdultFriendFinder staff. After careful review of existing blog guidelines and a close scrutiny of the US Copyright legislation this post was extensively edited to qualify as a parody of a popular song. This procedure is completely legal, and is, in fact protected by the same laws that protect the rights of the artists that wrote and perform the songs. My sincere thanks to Toby Keith, this song, without modification is a perfect explaination of why so many people are here on AdultFriendFinder. This parody is my humble attempt at crossing the t's and dotting the i's to make it legitimate.

Here it is, our new theme song, "I LOVE THIS BLOG" sung to the tune of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We EVEN GOT SOME HORNY hitchhikers
And the girls ROUND HERE dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and F***kers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their INTERNET scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG

[Chorus:]
I love this BLOG
It's my kind of place
Just mousin' ROUND THE HOME PAGE
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG

I've seen short skirts, HELL,SOME WEAR NO SKIRTS
Blue-collar boys and HOT FLIRTS
Some Hot lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen NAKED MEN WITH HOOKERS
And we like to WRITE OUR THOUGHTS DOWN AS A LOG

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG
Yes I do

I like my 'PUTER (I like my 'PUTER)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to PUT HER ON MY WEB CAM
AND MAKE A MOVIE NOW AND THEN

But I love this BLOG
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the MAGAZINE's
Puts a big smile on my face
BIG MONTH CHARGE, DON'T STRAY TOO FAR
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG

We got divorcees and a WE GOT COUPLES
SOME OLD CHAT GROUPS and a real bad CENSOR MAN
We got WEB CAMS and we got HOTLISTS
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too TIRED just sleep RIGHT IN YOUR CHAIR

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG
Play it on out boys
VIDEOS ARE DOWN AGAIN
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this BLOG
I just love it


NOTES TO THE AdultFriendFinder CENSORS:

This post complies FULLY as a legitimate parody of a popular song under the definitions of the US Copyright Laws. Any censorship of this material is an infringement of the posters civil rights as outlined in both the Copyright laws of the US and the First Amendment to the US Constitution. Leave it alone


I am NOT a lawyer but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

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