2006 The Year of The Wild  

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1/1/2006 5:25 pm

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2006 The Year of The Wild


Jan 1, 2006 World Inquirer News Service: 2005 was the year of the Weird (last night the neighbors were doing karioke to ring in the new year). This year will be marked by news of many famous and not-so-famous people letting their hair down. One major religious leader will be photographed doing the nasty with Britney Spears. This will actually lead to a resurgence in respect for this faith as it was not an altar boy he was doing it with. Hilary Clinton will be found out in a relationship with Bruce Willis and Lindsay Lohan, thus assuring her the Democratic nomination for Pres in 2008. As for other political figures, Jenna Bush will be caught drunk at a... OK, that's not news. But, it will be found out that 3 Supreme Court Justices are members of AdultFriendFinder (that's a joke blog censors, not meant to be taken seriously). On the sports front, the entire Minnesota Vikings team will be arrested for indecent exposure (unfortunately it is actually for their horrible play and not for any lude displays). A number of NFL cheerleaders will be arrested for public idecency after the two "jailbird" Jag Cheerleaders sign multimillion dollar film deals. All in all, 2006 looks to be the wildest year since 1623, when the Spanish Inquisition read Kama Sutra and created many of the practices we commonly call BDSM today.

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