Lookng4RealMan 65F
2355 posts
9/9/2006 1:32 pm

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds"
when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by
lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but
ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed
light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm
as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think
of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

hornee_2 65M  
2136 posts
9/9/2006 2:05 pm

Why do they sell hot dogs in "ten packs" and buns in "eight packs"?
Why do they put a lock on the door at the "24 hour carryout"?

How does teflon stick to the pan?
Why do people talk louder to blind person?
Why do people talk slower to a cripple?
Why don't they store ketchup in the coolers at "Denny's"?

Why do they put "peep holes" in the barriers around construction sites
and then tell you to stand clear?
Why do they sell baby products you're supposed to keep away from

Lookng4RealMan replies on 9/9/2006 3:09 pm:
I know the answer to the lock on the 24 hour store... they won't let the employees pee behind the register.(at least that's what my boss said when I worked at one)

The rest is total mystery

BlueEyedSoul65 51M
1027 posts
9/9/2006 2:16 pm

Good questions, thanks for the chuckle.

Lookng4RealMan replies on 9/9/2006 3:10 pm:
Glad you enjoyed it.Thanks for stopping by.

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