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If I had a pot to store all of my recent sexual encounters, it would be completely dry...
You think I'm kidding, right?
Nope, I figured it out, and today is the 18th month anniversary since the last time I had any (*if you don't know what I mean, you should just turn around and leave now...*)
How do you go 18 months and not die? Well, the secret formula seems to be this: work a lot, have no one that shows interest in you, sit on the computer out of boredom, and think about that 1 time back in high school or over in Virginia...
I'm feeling the effects - getting frustrated with people at work, getting annoyed with people that fein (SP) interest with me, and just overall tiredness.
No, I'm not asking for any mercy sex (*am I?*) or anything like that - I just want to strip off this username one day and forget that I even had it...