Some classic AFF e-mails  

LondonDerriere 36F
1281 posts
12/1/2005 9:09 am

Last Read:
3/14/2006 9:49 am

Some classic AFF e-mails

Strangely enough, none of these got a reply. I don't expect an essay, or your whole life story but a little more detail wouldn't go amiss. Spelling, grammar and punctuation also figure quite highly.

Not that I'd ever tell anyone what to do, but if you're having a lack of success, you may want to try following the advice in either of these posts:

1) Men of AFF ... dial 911 by tamethytension

or

2) Uncharacteristic Rant!!!! by yours truly

Check back as I will update this one with other prize gems as and when people send them. I've pasted them into here exactly as I received them. Nicknames have been removed to prevent embarrassment to the guilty .

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'Hi naughty girl! I'm 8 inch and full of cum'

'drop me a line and maybe we coudl hook up, as like u i love love love sex ,i could b ethat stranger whose cock u suck'

'Genuine Guy that just loves sex and licking girls out. Hope to hear from you'

'08720*****' <- I changed the last bit, obviously

'hi hun i'm (female name) bi and realy likeu.call me'

'great ad i want to fuck u i can show u myself'

'when are you cuming to visit me???'

'You look delicious. I must eat you up!'

'07813******...married,in my early forties...very willing to please and dominate...require discression...phone mon-fri 10am-3pm...xxx'

'when do you get a vacation so you can cum visit me'

'by jees uv some ass, id lov to drive my big cock straight up it and leave a big load of cum inside it ha'

'jees u are 1 sad bitch, will u ever go and get a life u gob shit. fuck sake' <-(sent by the same person as the previous message. Guess he just couldn't handle rejection )

'Lets have some FUN!!!'

'Tell me baby when i can see you.'

'i would say you like to play hard to get'


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3042 posts
12/1/2005 9:35 am

Absolutly brilliant ,
gonna link this if its ok with you


bobbydazzler69x 46M

12/1/2005 10:42 am

You've got to love the genuine guy though. I mean so genuine. Genuinely stupid.


GentlemanLeisure 54M
192 posts
12/1/2005 10:48 am

Shells,

Why aren't any of mine in there?

What's the matter - not good enough for you?


gnr8nrg 46M

12/1/2005 12:14 pm

Guys like that make me laugh. He should get milked at the dairy farm if he's so full. If he harrasses you more then post his handle, and then maybe he will start to get a clue. I bet he'd get another handle pretty quick too.


Loosetooth 41M
1146 posts
12/1/2005 1:34 pm

What about that poor guy who is only 8 inches tall! He is TINY and all of that is taken up by his cum. People like that do not deserve your villification Derriere as they have a tough life. I think that perhaps you should take a long hard look at yourself tonight and think what you were trying to achieve with this post.


LondonDerriere 36F
157 posts
12/1/2005 1:51 pm

    Quoting GB_Cple:
    Absolutly brilliant ,
    gonna link this if its ok with you
Be my guest


LondonDerriere 36F
157 posts
12/1/2005 1:52 pm

    Quoting GentlemanLeisure:
    Shells,

    Why aren't any of mine in there?

    What's the matter - not good enough for you?
Don't recall you ever sending me any particularly cheesy e-mails but feel free to giv it ago if you really want me to add your quote to my hall of shame


LondonDerriere 36F
157 posts
12/1/2005 2:03 pm

    Quoting Loosetooth:
    What about that poor guy who is only 8 inches tall! He is TINY and all of that is taken up by his cum. People like that do not deserve your villification Derriere as they have a tough life. I think that perhaps you should take a long hard look at yourself tonight and think what you were trying to achieve with this post.
My humblest apologies oh great, mighty Rhino, sir!!! Can I plead PMT in extenuation?

Sorry, picked up on the 'long hard' bit and the rest kind of went past me


Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
12/1/2005 2:52 pm

Wow so true....my gosh! You really are so incredibly beautiful and smart...I could just marry you...

....But then I'd probably have to divorce you in a week and take like half of your stuff!

LOL

Seriously, smart stuff!

I wrote a similar article like this back in October....there's just too many clueless codfishies on here....it give all us cool codfishes a bad name!

Wordy Wordpecker

Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!


Smouldering_Eyes 43F
35 posts
12/2/2005 1:24 pm

Love it Shelley!!!

Now if I could be arsed blogging, I'd probably have a few in a similar vein.

Fi xo.


manfest 39M
2 posts
12/3/2005 12:04 pm

HI SEXY WUD LUV 2 GET IN TOUCH WITH YA ! GET ME ANYTIME AT AdultFriendFinder XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


tl9en
(T )
46M

12/3/2005 3:01 pm

    Quoting manfest:
    HI SEXY WUD LUV 2 GET IN TOUCH WITH YA ! GET ME ANYTIME AT AdultFriendFinder XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I get the feeling that either he missed the point of your post or he's being deliberately ironic.

T


rbnf440 55M

12/8/2005 2:23 pm

I always wondered what other men send women as far as e-mails go.
I usually write very long winded e-mails but I'm never "suggestive" in them.
I mean....why be a jerk by being crude ?

But...that said....I know a friend that says that the suggestive ones do WORK...and he does pretty well for himself.

I don't care.
I just can't ever see myself going that route.


rm_botzzyou 45M

12/11/2005 6:06 pm

Yeah!..... but you are standing there with your cock in your hand!


rm_SuggestANick 37M
28 posts
8/8/2007 11:46 am

HAHA! Excellent! Good post, wish there were more of these!


rm_sexeeelover 55M

12/11/2007 11:37 am

Yeah, love them! and if you want me to hoover them randy titties and pound your pussy into orgasmic mush with my mighty meaty fuck chopper, Babes, Hun, then just call me.


Radioman99 51M

1/10/2008 3:58 pm

Very good indeed. 5*


TryAnything69069 36M
12 posts
3/14/2008 6:58 pm

I see these guys put a lot of thought into their letters!I can see why that guy got upset about you rejecting him.With his literary gold so full of charm,passion and seduction.This would have to have been his first taste of rejection!?*


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