Ugly Person Magnet  

LittleDevichka 30F
172 posts
2/14/2006 4:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ugly Person Magnet

There is a guy at work who is very ugly and unintelligent. He speaks with what I can only describe as a Sheboygan accent and talks all the time about smoking pot and how the police keep coming to his apartment to arrest him. He lives quite close to me and always wants me to walk home with him, but I prefer to take the bus because 1. It's very cold out and 2. He's very annoying. I wasn't sure if he really was into me or if it was just my imagination, but today he gave me a candy conversation heart that said "kiss me." I'm really uncomfortable around him.
And you should see this guy. He has blond hair and a red complexion, and is short and stout, with round cheeks. He looks like he should be a mechanical puppet in a German cultural museum, drinking beer out of a stein.
Ye gods, I'm an ugly person magnet.
Happy Valentine's Day.


house44444 44M

2/14/2006 6:58 pm

well I am not ugly and I am very much attracted to you sexy


beewulf9 38M

2/14/2006 7:18 pm

O_O Ugly person magnet?! I hope not. My best wishes.


Eastside__Devil 36F

2/15/2006 6:36 am

well it could be worse..... he could be a balding 50 year old dwarf


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
2/18/2006 11:11 pm

be careful!


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