Sex Position 5  

Linds1957 59F
14777 posts
5/25/2006 6:51 am

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5/30/2006 10:23 pm

Sex Position 5

Cloudy out..
Finally got the plastic and gravel put down around my pine tree so that the dandelions will once and for all be defeated....


You know what.. there is such a thing as too big a nipple...(I hear you all gasping)...hehe I'm referring to a cow that we brought into the barn.. Her calf was backwards first of all, and was not going to be born by itself..So we had to pull the little thing out.. The momma was grateful to have that irritation over with.. but she was sore and in pain after..Then, the poor little calf couldn't get her giant sized nipples in it's mouth. We had to milk the cow and feed the baby with a bottle.


This position, I call the GUMBY position.. Referring to the little green guy that you could bend into any position and he would still bend back again. I'm not sure if there was ever a female Gumby version.

I think I'll pass this position..I could do it.. but .. I'm just not gonna.. how's that..lol




saddletrampsk 54F

5/25/2006 7:20 am

Gumby..

Good one..


smileguyqc 53M

5/25/2006 9:14 am

Tried this one... didn't seem to do much for her.


Linds1957 59F

5/25/2006 12:31 pm

smileguy.. that was probably because #1.. she couldn't breathe too well in that position.. #2.. probably was worried about farting..lol
#3. the ligaments were screaming...

Other than that, I have no idea why she might not like that position..lol


rm_blue061245 71M
331 posts
5/25/2006 3:08 pm

I think this position exists only in the artist's mind.

It does not look very comfortable.


Linds1957 59F

5/25/2006 3:15 pm

i think you're right.. blue... hugs


rm_FreddyNG69 59M
114 posts
5/25/2006 3:37 pm

It exists. For those that are a little younger than we might be.

It does help to get the G spot, and it does provide some convenience to those of us that like to try both portals, one after you have taken care of the other, and with little need to get up and go get the lube too.

Good for playing with those lovely nipples. Big or small.


smileguyqc 53M

5/25/2006 5:27 pm

    Quoting Linds1957:
    smileguy.. that was probably because #1.. she couldn't breathe too well in that position.. #2.. probably was worried about farting..lol
    #3. the ligaments were screaming...

    Other than that, I have no idea why she might not like that position..lol

LOL Linds... I see your point, I have a story to tell about this but I never will because it would be my death your hilarious.


Linds1957 59F

5/25/2006 6:06 pm

ahh.. i believe you're right.. but i would think this position is more fun for the guy than for the woman..lol


rm_lovesemhung 41M/39F

5/28/2006 3:58 am

this one feels the best goes deepest


slowhand208 65M
609 posts
5/30/2006 5:12 pm

Yeah,in-out,repeat if necessary.


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