Red Neck Men love SEX  

Linds1957 59F
14777 posts
1/15/2006 9:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Red Neck Men love SEX

I accidentally married a RED NECK MAN, many years ago. That term wasn't even in vogue at that point in time.

How to KNOW he's a red neck man:
1. His mother choses all his clothes for him
2. His mother cleans his room for him
3. He chews his fingernails AND his toenails
4. He doesn't close any cupboard doors or drawers
5. He burps and farts at every opportunity
6. He uses the same plate all day long
7. If he uses a clean plate it's put on top of the dirty one that is still on the table.
8. He invites his red neck friends along with you on your first date together.
9. His red neck friends are more important to be with than his wife.
10. All his manners are gone after the honeymoon.
11. He spends and never saves a dime.
12. Beer is an essential nutrient in his diet.
13. Broken windows and torn curtains are OK!!
14. Eating with his mouth open is OK.
15. Talking while his mouth is full is OK.
16. Shooting cats, gophers, and cayotes is a fun activity.
17. He never cleans up after himself.
18. Getting drunk frequently is a joyous thing.
19. All his friends are alcoholics or recovering alcoholics.
20. His favorite vehicle is an old beat up ranchero, that he and his many girlfriends all had sex in.

There are many more signs. I tried to reform this red neck man. It did work for a little while.
Not for long though..By the way, a red neck man will always return to his own habits that he grew up with.
Oh..and.. Red Neck Men like SEX..!!!!!!
(maybe that's why I married him.)

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
1/15/2006 9:58 am

Isn't this all men???? LOL

Cute post,

Purry {=}


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