Camping Sex??  

Linds1957 59F
14777 posts
7/25/2006 9:38 am

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7/27/2006 2:37 pm

Camping Sex??

It's Tuesday..I was back yesterday and was so tired I could hardly get things unloaded..Whoever decided CAMPING is fun, is crazy..I mean REAL camping.

I would have to say I wasn't REALLY camping. We had a trailer, a gazebo type tent over the picnic table, and a little tent for the boy to sleep in... He got cold the first night and I was the one sleeping in the tent after that. Which isn't too bad..It's like sleeping under the stars with a very minor covering over you.. Basically just a divider so others can't see you. I was thinking I should have gone to join the guy in the next tent could hear him moving around in his tent, and changing positions in his sleeping bag. I could hear others, every time they openned and closed the zippers on their little tents, and they could hear me do that same thing. Getting in and out of the tent was the hardest part. I couldn't stand upright. The tent is only a bit over 4 feet tall.

I haven't seen that many STARS in a long time. There was hardly an empty space in the sky to be found.
We hiked, we played in mountain streams skipping rocks, we toured the area by vehicle. We rode bikes on trails..We saw waterfalls...We saw fields and ditches full of flowers...We had Huckleberry icecream...We saw huge Dams.. (making electrical power.)

We sweated buckets.. it was so HOT outside.

We took our folding chairs down to the lake one day, and on the way back...I heard a curious sound...
We were walking back down the road to our camp site and I heard this UHGNNNNNNNNNNN sound come out of one of the little tents on the side of the road.. You can decide for yourself what that was...

It made me envious..

All in all it was a pretty good holiday...It was too hot for me, but the lakes were cold. We took showers in another town, and that was helpful too.

ps.. Sorry, I don't have any naughty pics from my trip.

rm_blue061245 71M
331 posts
7/25/2006 9:50 am


Obviously, your fellow camper had eaten too many wild berries and was suffering from a stomachache.


Linds1957 59F

7/25/2006 12:28 pm


rm_RingOtaku 34M
241 posts
7/25/2006 1:04 pm

Linds I'm glad all in all you enjoyed it and that you made it back in one piece. I agree camping is for crazy people. I quit camping years ago.

Welcome back.

Linds1957 59F

7/25/2006 4:23 pm

RingO In spite of my boy climbing on rocks and walking on ledges over waterfalls.. we did make it back all safe and sound.. amazingly..

Looking0100 54M

7/25/2006 6:10 pm

Welcome back Linds,

Glad to see you back. I missed you.

Very nice to know that you enjoyed your little trip. You had lots of fun. Did YOU have any sex?

Jon C.

Linds1957 59F

7/25/2006 7:46 pm

HI Jon.. With my kids there, i didnt actually get any sex myself.. Was just envious of the couples there by themselves, with time to play by themselves...No interruptions...

Looking0100 54M

7/26/2006 1:05 am


AWE! That makes me sad. You love your kids of course. But you also wanted some more alone time. >>!

I hope you will have some of that now.

I believe that you and I are friends. Do you agree? I know that I have sometimes asked you questions, and you answered most of them.

How much do you know about me? If you like, you can ask me ten personal questions right here. I will give full answers to each one.

Jon C.

Linds1957 59F

7/26/2006 7:10 am

woohoooooooo.. ten questions...
Your profile says you are 43.. is that true? Cuz you look awfully young to be 43.
Why are you still only dreaming about a relationship with a woman?
Do you like living in New York?
How close are you to Bethlehem, Pensylvania?.. i'm just wondering.
My daughter visited New York a while ago and couldnt believe how busy it is.. You seem really relaxed and carefree...Arent all people running around in New York..? (dumb question..I know)
What would be your dream date?
K .. that's 5 questions...

Looking0100 54M

7/26/2006 10:26 am


Yes, I am 43 years old. The main photo is an accurate representation of me, except that I have a bit more gray on the sides and the beard.

I am dreaming of having a relationship with a woman, because no woman (online is so far all I have tried) has ever even come close to me. The women who live near me do not want to associate with me. The women who do not are okay being friends with me online for a while. I still have three good friends. They are from Russia, Canada (Alberta), and California. I obviously have never had sex. (I hope you did yesterday or last night).

I hate living in New York State. But, I am stuck there.

I live in Troy, NY, that is near Albany, and about 130 miles north of New York City. Not close to Pennsylvania. Sorry.

I know nothing about that city, except what I hear. Same as you.

My dream date: probably not a good one, as I have hardly any money. I would not be able to buy flowers, candy, or go to a fancy restaurant. I would be willing to give this woman my love and affection. I want to do that. We would go to dinner at a nice restaurant. I would still treat her. My eyes would be only for her. I would pay for our meals. I would be courteous to her, helping her to get into her seat, opening the door for her, and so on. I would not stare at her, but I would let her know that I am interested in her. After dinner, maybe we would go to a movie or a dance club. She and I would probably dance together. I would not be concerned about the time. I would be thinking only of her until we part.

Thank you for asking the questions. Okay, that is five questions. You have five more to ask. Take your time asking. Remember, I will answer all personal questions.

Jon C.

Linds1957 59F

7/26/2006 3:27 pm

Jon.. the biggie question...why have you never had sex in your life, with a woman?

Looking0100 54M

7/27/2006 3:29 am


That is a very good question, though not really a big one.

You could probably guess why, and you might be right. Actually, I do not know why. No one online cares to meet me in person ever (my Canadian friend might let me visit her soon). I have been a bit timid around women. Until recently, I was always afraid of people, I mean really afraid. Now, I am not afraid of people. But, I still feel timid around women. I cannot seem to approach a woman alone and begin a casual conversation. I like sports (though know nothing specific), enjoy playing some soft sports, love walking, love talking (obviously), love taking photos, and some other things. I would to go to a play, movie, or game with a friend or date. Can you think of anything I might say to a woman (who is currently alone) to attract her attention without my lying or scaring her away? I need one real opening line that can work for me. Anything. It does not need to be the best line. And it can be "as friend" or "as possible date". I want both friends and a girlfriend. I am not afraid, just do not know what to say to a woman. Even just as a possible. I am not afraid of talking to strangers. I do that sometimes. I rarely ask for directions, as I know my way around (I probably will do that in Canada). Often, people ask me for directions and I unhesitatingly give my best response. Just one opening line as a friend or date is all I need. Can you help me out here?

Jon C.

Linds1957 59F

7/27/2006 7:01 am

Personally, I don't know any "lines".. and I don't like it if a guy says them to me. So.. on that note...I just like a guy to be friendly in a real life way...I like when a guy has a genuine smile.
If you were to sit at the same bus stop as me, while we waited for a bus, you could talk casually about why the bus is late.. Those are always good openners...That's an example of being casually friendly. It can lead to other conversations.. and maybe more...

Looking0100 54M

7/27/2006 12:14 pm


Thank you very much for your open honesty.

I will definitely take you up on your suggestion. It can be quite useful. Thanks!

Jon C.

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