As Good as Sex!!!  

Linds1957 59F
14777 posts
7/6/2006 7:25 am

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7/8/2006 8:26 am

As Good as Sex!!!

The dark clouds are all around and it's very humid today.. already today...!!

Speaking of black clouds.. My soul was black and cloudy yesterday. My computer was giving me no end of trouble and I could not figure out what to do about it. Nothing I tried was working.

First, it would take several tries to get it to boot up. Then, it would take 15 minutes to totally boot up ...
Then, it would take another 5 minutes to open a browser.. And to totally get the whole page was even longer..I only have dialup, so I'm pretty patient anyways, but this was stretching my patience to the limit!!! Every page took so long to load on to the monitor.

I declared war on my computer...Yes..It was going to be whipped into shape or be tossed out.

I finally realised my tried and true antivirus program was corrupt and and conflicting with other programs.
I downloaded a new antivirus program...Or rather I tried. I got 74% of it and the phone rang.. So much for my download. I tried again.. One last ditch effort to get what I wanted accomplished. I finally got the whole program downloaded then realised it needed updating.. That took another hour to download. Then I scanned my computer with the new program..Lo and Behold, it politely dinged 3 times to tell me I had 3 trojans on my computer that the other antivirus program was blind to...
3 Trojans!!! Plus 74 warnings.. I'm not sure what the warnings were ...It just seems ominous to get 74 warnings...!!!

I told it to get rid of the trojans.. and deleted the warnings.. Then it said to close windows and reboot.. With trepidation and resignation, I did that.. But first, I uninstalled the old antivirus program completely so it could not bother me, or my computer ever again!!!

It was blazingly fast!!!...My computer booted up so smoothly and nicely it was almost as good as sex!!

Well, not quite... but you know what I mean..

Pages amazingly open quickly...Browsers get info blazingly fast again.. Oh my.. It's wonderful!!

Now,if I had high speed internet, I think it would almost make me orgasm!!!

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
7/6/2006 8:05 am

What antivirus are you using now?

P.S. That position is so much fun...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

Linds1957 59F

7/6/2006 9:50 am

HI PK..hugs... Yes.. i love that position...i really do..

It's called Avira Antivir PersonalEdition Classic

slowhand208 65M
609 posts
7/6/2006 12:35 pm

Linds,I had a similar problem recently and faced the same consequences.Trojans are no fun,but the highspeed net is.Oh yeah,the position is super and handy for those confined spaces.

peelingback2u 59M

7/6/2006 12:45 pm

In Alberta a soul black and cloudy and 74 warnings...not good!!!

Glad everything is now "blazing fast" and "booting up smoothly"! Sunny skies are on the way!!

Hmmmm....looks like a great position!!!

blue061245 71M
331 posts
7/6/2006 5:04 pm


It almost sounds as if you are getting hooked on computer sex. The machine is only a poor substitute. I bet that if we tried

Boot up
Boot up
Boot up
More sex

you would get more satisfaction out of the sex than out of the computer.

Linds1957 59F

7/6/2006 9:15 pm

Blueeeeeeee....i like the boot up idea.. one leg on the bed as I'm bent over the bed.. Oh.. maybe we don't wear boots in bed...
or on bed...

slowhand.. could you make those buggers bring fast internet out to the boonies for me.. i'd sure appreciate it...

chas4037 67M
4119 posts
7/7/2006 4:18 pm

So high speed is your interest, Linds?

Personally I prefer slow and easygoing.

Oh, we're talking internet here, not sex?



Linds1957 59F

7/7/2006 7:36 pm

lol.. chas

puntachueca 105M

7/7/2006 8:48 pm

Going to have to look into your antivirus suggestion. Been having massive problems with my systems. It seems like there's this huge war going on and our computers get captured and made into prisoners of that war.

We just got a big rain down here...the most in the last year...and our mosquitoes manage to hatch, grow up, and lay more eggs in about 36 we're about to get eaten alive.

Linds1957 59F

7/8/2006 8:26 am

Puntachueca.. Sorry to hear about your computer problems.. it takes time and patience to fix them.. the buggers...

I think mosquitos are this year's plague...I've never seen so many!!


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