Almost a Stripper  

LeftyMcNitty 41M
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11/12/2005 4:36 pm

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Almost a Stripper


As I mentioned in a previous post when I was in college I almost took a job as a stripper. I was broke at the time and when I saw an ad in the paper for "Exotic Dancer-No experience necessary, will train-Women and Men" I figured "sounds like fun"
I called and set up an interview for the next day the spent 24 hours thinking "holy shit, what have I done".
I remember wondering what the interview would be like. Would I need to "audition"? Should I wear some thing sexy? I didn't own any thing sexy. I don't remember what I wore but it was prob ally jeans and a button shirt. I don't think I owned a tie at the time.
To my disappointment it was a regular interview. I kept my cloths on the whole time. To my surprise I was offered the job. I didn't accept immediately but told them I'd have to think about it.
Well I thought quite a bit about it. I live in a small city. It would be hard to keep this discreet. My god what if my mom found out.
Then I started thinking what if I got to some guy's motel room and couldn't go through with it, what then.
A million other what ifs ran through my head.I came up with tons of reasons not to do it, most of them very sensible. "I don't care if some guy watches me jack off but they'll expect me to dance. I'm a lousy dancer" (I had even mentioned this in the interview. They said the would teach me but I had my doubts) Eventually I chickened out.
Rationally I think I made the right decision. But the fact that, years later, I still think, and occasionally fantasize, about make me wonder. I guess I'm like the high school athlete who always wonders if he was good enough to turn pro

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