The Blowjob Projection  

Layodet 36M
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2/16/2006 10:44 am

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7/25/2006 10:14 am

The Blowjob Projection


The world is grand today and I will relish in it while I can, as I doubt it will remain so for long. Jamie has announced an undeniably respectable way of looking at me and her relationship. Realizing that we both fit no niche in society and that we, in fact, are such complete misfits of society that the chances of us being able to maintain a relationship between each other by "normal society standards" are slim. So, we are going to establish a power friendship that is close and intimate as well as open. She knows I will still be chasing dick for the next few years and I know she HAS to have her a girl or two, so it makes perfect sense. I love her to death and I cheer her name for her ability to break the bonds of society.

Which brings me to my topic, blowjobs. Oral sex is an interesting area of sexual contact. As far as a guy is concerned, on the recieving end, it is a bit more complex than a handjob and usually shows a huge range of abilities from different people. Sex is something that is inputed from two people, or at least should be in most cases (sub and dom aside). But oral sex is one person really allowing the other to show their skill in pleasing. There are several catogories of blowjobs in this fine world, I will attempt to break them down.

1. The Rookie
This person has absolutely no clue how a cock works or has no care to find out. Licking that makes no sense, random head motions, notable teeth contact, lots of weird stuff that gives no stimulation. Your not going to get off and you may lose your erection and have to find a way to explain it without saying "you suck while sucking".

2. The Slow Blow
More of a oral penis massage than a blowjob, slow blows have their time and place. These usually consist of very slow massaging motions that really don't change in speed much. This feels decent and is a very relaxing experience. I could honestly get a slow blow for hours and still be content. Unfortunetly most slow blowers won't go for hours and the chances of you getting off from this kind of action are slim. This may be the idea behind slow blowing, as many women see a guy getting off in their mouth as something to be avoided like the plague.

3. The Trombone
This is a person who gives head in one of the two fashions above or for whatever other reason is incapable of getting you off from giving a blowjob. BUT this person likes you enough or likes pleasing you enough that they decide to using their hands to bring you to satisfaction and, in a gesture of good will, just when you are about to cum they place their mouth over the tip and resume jerking until you cum in their mouth (hence the trombone reference because it looks like they are playing one). Wow! Thanks sweetie! Where as this is a very nice gesture and often satisfying enough a blowjob it is no substitute for good old fashion great head.

4. The Business Blow
90% of people who claim to give good head fall into this category. This person has read all the tricks and knows them well, ball grabbing and licking, the hand at the base, speed variation...you name it, they do it. BUT it is all business and no pleasure for them. Sure, they may take some satifaction in "knowing I am pleasing you" or whatever, but the experience itself provides little satisfaction to them. Like a true job, they get in and get it done. But every guy knows there is a point in a business blow where the girl is going at it like mad, bobbing like a pigeon on crack, trying desperately to get you off and having no fun in the process. It has that "hurry up and end this" feel to it and it really sours the mood. However, most men are perfectly happy with a good business blow.

5. Merry Poppins
Given its name because she is merry and it makes your eyes pop, this is the best blow a guy can ask for. This person just loves to give head and loves dick in general. It could be a 5 minute quick suck or a three hour pleasure cruise, she is happy with either. She smiles at you (sometimes even laughs), looks up at you, takes joy in every sound you make and every groove of your cock, and isn't interested in getting you off quickly if time permits. Not because she doesn't want you to get off, but because she just wants to have it in her mouth as long as possible. Just knowing that, makes a blowjob many magnitudes hotter. She doesn't get upset if you don't warn her when you are about to cum and won't yell at you if you accidently get some on her face. She moans and enjoys every moment, and you will covet this kind of blowjob like a pot of gold.

There's the breakdown. Ill mention more in a day or so, tired of typing now.

Fantasy of the Day: Old fashioned today, to masturbate for hours with a girl masturbating next to me. And for a conclusion? I shoot a huge load all over her face.

urhoosrhookup 43M
5 posts
3/18/2006 9:35 pm

Great commentary though most women I have had fall into "business blow"--did have a top level from a woman 35 yo when I was 19 yo, as you get past 25 there are more 3 or 4 than 5.

Urhoosrhookup


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