How to tell a fake profile on aff  

LaughwithAJ 34M
15 posts
5/25/2006 9:26 pm

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How to tell a fake profile on aff


Lately I've gotten fed up with all the spam and fake profiles on AdultFriendFinder as it's really misleading and very annoying. Here's my Pointers how to know not to waste your time.

1. If the profile does not have a personality profile it is 90% Prolly Fake and just added on there.
2. If the picture of a girl is on a motel looking bed, then it's a fake profile and some girl getting paid to just take pictures.
3. If they have 0 friends on their profile, then it's FAKE.
4. If the girl looks too good to be true in her profiles she is either A. Already married and looking for Women, or B. Exactly Too good to be true.
5. If the picture is just of a pussy shot, Yep it's fake.

I hope these tips help you in weeding out the fake profiles, and I wish you luck trying to meet the last 5% of profiles that are actually real.

LilSquirt_4mfm 67M/67F
3394 posts
5/25/2006 10:15 pm


pretty fair assessment .. but the friends bit ... some of us wont put pics in friends as it is googlable ... so, dont have a network on purpose .....otherwise,

personality? whatis that .. oh, been here loooong time ... never did that one, yet have one of best profiles here .. and other items filled out too ... but not that one .. otherwise ok

LilJessicaSQuirt


sfvppl818 50M/50F

5/25/2006 10:56 pm

Pumpkin,

I want you to slow down a second and take my advice, and please know in advance that I am not being hypercritical here. Ok? I am trying to help you here, and let's start out with a thing that you did not do with your profile. No dick pics to be found throughout the entire thing.

LaughwithAJ

But then you did some very dopey things, too. The flex your muscle shot may work with your homoerotic pals at the local gym, but a woman sees that and she senses that masculine conflicts are already surfacing ... and too much of that and she'll ask you if you are gay. Then the mention of your sexual exploits including a foursome and threesome are in bad taste ... but at 25 who could blame you? There is so much more to learn.

For instance, if you did have all the group experiences that you claim - and I don't believe it for a nanosecond, of course - let me open your eyes up to a bit of harsh reality, little AJ. Whenever you find yourself involved physically with two or three members of the opposite sex, just consider yourself lucky and carry on in silence. You see, when multiple women are pleasing each other, you - my dear - are nothing but an afterthought. They see you over there wanting to jump in like an earth-bound paratrooper, and they don't want to hurt your feelings. And to make matters even worse, they appeal to your abundance of ego by letting you think that you are the catalyst for such passion and pleasure. The innocent giggles you hear right now are there to reinforce your [i[faux-dominance, but I can assure you that later, when they talk about you on the phone, the laughter will be raucous and the nicknames many.

You see, AJ? You did it to yoursellf, pumpkin. Jumping around all crazy on testosterone like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights was the icing on the cake. And we all know what happened to Dirk in the park, right?

Anyways keep your chin up and quit issuing "pointers" when you have so much more to learn, AJ. As we all did at the ripe age of 25.

PS - Whatever you do, please attend to that main profile photo with the red-eye? If you do not take the Demon Camaro Boy impression seriously, guess what? The girls will insist that you to do the Macarena at every public function, until they are sure that you set off the "gaydar" and order white wine spritzers all night.


angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
5/26/2006 12:13 pm

Welcome to the blogs! I'm having a sleepover at my blog....wanna cum?


rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/26/2006 6:11 pm

    Quoting sfvppl818:
    Pumpkin,

    I want you to slow down a second and take my advice, and please know in advance that I am not being hypercritical here. Ok? I am trying to help you here, and let's start out with a thing that you did not do with your profile. No dick pics to be found throughout the entire thing.

    LaughwithAJ

    But then you did some very dopey things, too. The flex your muscle shot may work with your homoerotic pals at the local gym, but a woman sees that and she senses that masculine conflicts are already surfacing ... and too much of that and she'll ask you if you are gay. Then the mention of your sexual exploits including a foursome and threesome are in bad taste ... but at 25 who could blame you? There is so much more to learn.

    For instance, if you did have all the group experiences that you claim - and I don't believe it for a nanosecond, of course - let me open your eyes up to a bit of harsh reality, little AJ. Whenever you find yourself involved physically with two or three members of the opposite sex, just consider yourself lucky and carry on in silence. You see, when multiple women are pleasing each other, you - my dear - are nothing but an afterthought. They see you over there wanting to jump in like an earth-bound paratrooper, and they don't want to hurt your feelings. And to make matters even worse, they appeal to your abundance of ego by letting you think that you are the catalyst for such passion and pleasure. The innocent giggles you hear right now are there to reinforce your [i[faux-dominance, but I can assure you that later, when they talk about you on the phone, the laughter will be raucous and the nicknames many.

    You see, AJ? You did it to yoursellf, pumpkin. Jumping around all crazy on testosterone like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights was the icing on the cake. And we all know what happened to Dirk in the park, right?

    Anyways keep your chin up and quit issuing "pointers" when you have so much more to learn, AJ. As we all did at the ripe age of 25.

    PS - Whatever you do, please attend to that main profile photo with the red-eye? If you do not take the Demon Camaro Boy impression seriously, guess what? The girls will insist that you to do the Macarena at every public function, until they are sure that you set off the "gaydar" and order white wine spritzers all night.
Bravo sfvppl818.

Aj does have a couple good points in his post though, I give him that. Maybe he shouldn't be giving advise, but an opinion is always a good thing to have.

Angel when is the sleepover? If yall have some interesting conversations I would love to join you.


Mrow_Boytoy 34M

5/27/2006 2:40 am

I don't mean to be rude sfvppl818, at all, but are you a gal or guy? The pic on the site seems to be of a reclining girl, but then you throw out a lot of advice for guys. Anyway, either way, no offense intended. You're rather well-spoken, as well.


rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/27/2006 3:47 am

    Quoting Mrow_Boytoy:
    I don't mean to be rude sfvppl818, at all, but are you a gal or guy? The pic on the site seems to be of a reclining girl, but then you throw out a lot of advice for guys. Anyway, either way, no offense intended. You're rather well-spoken, as well.
They are a couple, not everone here is single


Mrow_Boytoy 34M

5/27/2006 4:12 am

Ah, hence the C. Well, go me for Mr. Obvious. Thanks.

I'm still getting the hang of this board. I mistakenly assumed the initial poster was sfvppl818. Sorry for the mixup, silliness and bother.


sfvppl818 50M/50F

5/28/2006 3:37 pm

    Quoting Mrow_Boytoy:
    Ah, hence the C. Well, go me for Mr. Obvious. Thanks.

    I'm still getting the hang of this board. I mistakenly assumed the initial poster was sfvppl818. Sorry for the mixup, silliness and bother.
Actually mrow, you bring up a great point!
And many thanks [blog sinful01forU] for stepping up when needed ... major points for doing the right thing.

Back to the point, though. It's so important that men get some from women on women and as much so for women from men about men. Would save so much drama and bullshit!

Don't you agree?


rm_sinful01forU 40M
117 posts
5/28/2006 3:59 pm

    Quoting sfvppl818:
    Actually mrow, you bring up a great point!
    And many thanks [blog sinful01forU] for stepping up when needed ... major points for doing the right thing.

    Back to the point, though. It's so important that men get some from women on women and as much so for women from men about men. Would save so much drama and bullshit!

    Don't you agree?
yes, it is so very importnt that we all learn from each other. Not just men's views bout how men think and womens views about how women think but how the indivual thinks. It helps open ones mind in how things can be viewed in a totally different way then how someone might see things. Open mindedness and the willingness of people to see things in a different light (maybe not change someone's mind but rather open them up to possibilities) is always a good thing.


ZHENGyong10353 43M
5 posts
5/29/2006 9:17 pm

hi


LaughwithAJ 34M

6/14/2006 10:01 pm

Wow I never noticed my blogs got reposting.

Sorry That I don't have a dick pic on this website to appease you svpp.
I don't know where you get off bashing on me for me just stating the facts that there are so many fake profiles on here. I have no reason to talk to you or regard anything you said to me as valid points to change my life. I was stating my opinions on this website and leaving it at that. You must have some major issues or too much free time if you need to think so hard on how you can make fun of some younger male just cause of his age.
If you only knew me in the bedroom and in life, I'd run marathons around you.


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