The Three Amigos and Phil the Waiter  

Lapkin4u 42F
497 posts
7/11/2005 9:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Three Amigos and Phil the Waiter

I haven't had the chance to spend any time with my best friends since I have been back from NC, so last night we all met at a local Mexican restaurant and got wasted again in Margaritaville. My friends met me in the bar and we decided to get a table and chow. Up walks our waiter, who is the same waiter I heavily flirted with the last time I visited this establishment. He is very tall, dark and handsome. Oh and did I mention young? Perfect toy for us to play with in our usual fashion. I say hello to him and he actually remembers me from four months ago, he even remembers where I sat and said you were with that guy. LOL. That guy! So we are being our usual selves and giving the poor guy a hard time about being out of things, we kept him laughing and finally got our orders in. He brings us our chips and salsa and we commence to munching. My cousin is munching away, and finds this huge piece of cilantro in her salsa, so she decides to place it ever so carefully on her front teeth and leave it there till our waiter comes back. She pretends to be talking to him, while we wait for his return........this is the best salsa I have ever had, she mocks.....of course we are laughing our asses off hardcore, I am actually crying and cannot control myself at this point it is so hilarious. People at the tables around us are looking at us, completely unaware of what is so funny, but they know it must be good, they all have smiles on their faces. I gain control of myself when I see the waiter approaching and drop my sunglasses from my head to my face to cover my drenched eyes, I try to hold a straight face. He walks to the table directly across from her and she gives him this huge smile, with the huge green piece of shit, stuck dead in the middle of her front teeth, as he asks how we are doing. She says her line, "This is the best salsa I have ever had!" followed by this buck toothy smile, like Billy bob buckteeth. His eyes got so big, he wasn't sure if he should say something or not.....I couldn't take it anymore and lost control, which was followed by scads of laughter from the other two. The waiter started to laugh also and said we were all crazy. We continued to harass him throughout our dinner and then came dessert time. I told my cousin she should smear some of the chocolate sauce from her deep fried ice cream, just around her lips and when he comes back and asks how everything is to say it was great! She chickened out and I was forced into sticking a piece of sapodilla on my upper lip and saying how good they were while I took and bite and chewed away, this time he just took one look busted a gut laughing and walked away. I looked at him as he was walking away and said "What?" Then the other two started laughing and so did I. Now everyone is really looking at us like we are insane, and we probably are. Even after all the hell we put this poor waiter through, he brought me another drink with a nice smile and told us to come back soon. We tipped him well for putting up with us and having a great sense of humor. It was fun.....this is the kind of shit that we pull on people all the time, there is never a dull moment when the Three Amigos get together. I love my best friends more than anything, they keep me sane and make life worth living on bad days sometimes. I have never had so much fun doing absolutely nothing, like I have everytime I am with them. I guess that's why we are remembered where ever we go, and they look forward to us coming back. I'm still laughing today about this one and I'm sure we will laugh about it for years to come. Another memory made.

discreet19633 54M
18 posts
7/21/2005 7:20 am

Hi,I never had a bad meal there and the girls are hot looking!!

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
10/5/2005 7:17 am

Ah, the memories...running the roads, dancing, staying up too late, working tired through an extra long shift catching a shower and hitting the road (hey, i got the next two days off, who needs sleep), Mr. Gatti's/Pizza Hut and Inn, hangin' with yer buds, flirtin' with all the girls
Thanks for the push to those old memories
Don't have those kinda buds here and am turning into a tater w/out anyone to go hang out with.

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