Sugar Daddy  

Lapkin4u 42F
497 posts
6/16/2005 11:22 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sugar Daddy

Ok, so who wants to be my sugar daddy? Apply within.
In the effort to keep thy blog highness happy I will continue to type so that my post isn't too short, and won't be denied. Well I wonder if that is enough, all applicants include a photo with your resume for serious consideration. Thank You and have a nice day!

ByteChaser2 52M

6/17/2005 5:49 am

Sugar daddy... hmmmmm (as I feverishly try to ballance this goat-rope of a checkbook)... Well at least the REQ made it past the Post Police!

Luv ya sweets!

rm_smd70 46M
51 posts
6/17/2005 6:39 am

Damn! I was hoping you could be my sugar momma...well, if you find a sugar daddy maybe you still could be (I'll be VERY sweet to you).

rm_4nik8_4u 61M
2501 posts
6/22/2005 12:42 pm

What's a Lapkin? And what does it do? Can you eat it? Is it dangerous? Will it eat me? I just have to know!

Lapkin4u 42F

6/23/2005 5:16 am

Hmmmm...Lapkin is the Human napkin....the quicker licker upper.

rm_psykodell 32M/F
47 posts
6/27/2005 9:35 am

rofl. I would love to fill your sugar daddy role whilst you are in NC area...

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
10/5/2005 5:44 am

What's a Lapkin? I do believe it might just be a soft, warm, cuddly, gentle, sweet smelling creature...that is until it's hungry!

What does it do? I'm sure it's very talented!

Can I eat it? It's probably very delicious and juicy then! Known to secreet large quantities of fluids when in an excited or arroused state. You are probably best off only taking small bites and nibbles.

Is it dangerous? Only if you don't take care of it and treat it properly, i'm sure! A contented Lapkin should be very safe indeed. Whatever you do, Never threaten a Lapkins young...not a wise thing to do under any circumstances!

Will it eat me? Mmmmmm, a decidedly interesting to make sure a Lapkin is properly fed at all times, just to be on the safe side. It is suspected that the Lapkin is a RedMeat Eating Carnevore attracted to creatures with copious amounts of blood "pumping" through their bodies

Can I carry it around in my pocket? That would be very convenient for certes! It is suspected that Lapkins might very widely in size and shape. It may very well also be that it is an rare and indeed unique creature. This question would be best answered after one has aquired/obtained a Lapkin of ones own.

Where can i get one for myself?: The only specimen currently known to exist, has been spotted haunting the environs of Blogville. You Have been Warned!

I just have to know!: {said in a hushed whisper as we part the "bush" to get a look at our Lapkin} It is a very shy and reclusive creature of great beauty. Once it has become used to your scent and presence it might even be enticed into allowing you to approach. {said in a very loud and carrying Australian whisper, from right over our shoulders} Crikey mate!! That's a Lapkin, ya best use lots of caution with that little sheilla or you might frighten 'er away! {Hey! Who invited You on this safari anyway?}

Finally!! Straight from the Lapkins mouth. The answer to the question that has been boggling blogerkind for far too long:

Hmmmm...Lapkin is the Human napkin....the quicker licker upper.

Blimey, this was supposed to be a blog about Sugar Daddies wan'it? Right then! I'll take a box or two of 'em. Oh, oy, that'd be Sugar the terribly sorry!

See what happens when i stay up too late? I'm off to sleep, then, with visions of Lapkins dancing in my "head"...ok!, i promise, that's the last one, no more

Have a great day and lots of laughs

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