Stupid Statements  

Lapkin4u 42F
497 posts
5/31/2005 9:00 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Stupid Statements

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Borrowed from Consumption Junction

fatlover51 68M

6/1/2005 12:24 pm

Great ! Funny ! Are these leaders? I'm very afraid

hotcouple583 40M/35F

6/17/2005 4:40 am

"There are stars and leaders that say smart sayings and some that say not so smart sayings,but the real smart ones are the ones that are't scared to explore sex with like minded people.

wanakissuallover 57M
411 posts
10/4/2005 8:01 am

You should look into "W's" (dubyas) Bushisms. Now, thems some funny stuffs!

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