Male and Female Prayers  

Lapkin4u 42F
497 posts
7/17/2005 7:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Male and Female Prayers

My friend emailed this to me, thought it was cute so I'll share it with all of you.

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a hoot.
Amen


AmberSolaire 42M

7/17/2005 8:28 pm

PMSL cant argue with that Lapkin.


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/17/2005 8:45 pm

Good luck finding him.


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/18/2005 1:55 am

No all men pray that way. Best wishes.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


rm_lucytart 50F
590 posts
7/19/2005 12:28 pm

Ain't it the truth!


Mr_sweetness 44M
2599 posts
7/20/2005 5:43 pm

This was very cute just like you..HUUUUGGGGSSSS...God bless you sweet heart...Peace, love and happiness

Peace, cause there is to much violence and blood shed in the world!!

Love, cause there is to much hate in the world!!

Happiness, cause it feels good and life is to short to be mean and unhappy all the time!!


lifeisablast333 53M

7/28/2005 10:24 am

cool, summed up the whole human race. funny stuff.


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