TRANSLATIONS !  

Ladyblue85 58F
117 posts
12/23/2005 7:10 pm

Last Read:
3/16/2006 6:25 pm

TRANSLATIONS !


TRANSLATING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS**

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40-ish**................................**49.*

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Adventurous**.......................**Slept with everyone.*

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Athletic**...............................**No breasts.*

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Average looking**....................**Moooo.*

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Beautiful**.............................**Pathological liar.*

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Emotionally Secure**................**On medication.*

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Feminist**................................**Fat.*

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Free spirit**............................**Junkie.*

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Friendship first**......................**Former slut.*

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New-Age**............................**Body hair in the wrong places.*

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Old-fashioned**.......................**No BJs.*

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Open-minded**.......................**Desperate.*

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Outgoing**.............................**Loud and Embarrassing.*

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Professional**..........................**Bitch.*

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Voluptuous**..........................**Very Fat.*

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Large frame**.........................**Hugely Fat.*

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Wants Soul mate**..................**Stalker.*

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*WOMEN'S ENGLISH**

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**1.** Yes **=** No*

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**2.** No **= **Yes*

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**3.** Maybe **=** No*

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**4.** We need **=** I want*

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**5.** I am sorry **=** You'll be sorry*

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**6.** We need to talk **=** You're in trouble*

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**7.** Sure, go ahead **=** You better not*

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**8.** Do what you want **=** You will pay for this later*

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**9.** I am not upset **=** Of course, I am upset, you moron!*

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**10.** You're certainly attentive tonight **= **Is sex all you ever
think about?*

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*MEN'S ENGLISH**

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**1.** I am hungry **=** I am hungry*

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**2.** I am sleepy **=** I am sleepy*

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**3.** I am tired **=** I am tired*

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**4.** Nice dress **=** Nice cleavage!*

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**5.** I love you** =** Let's have sex now*

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**6.** I am bored **=** Do you want to have sex?*

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**7.** May I have this dance? **=** I'd like to have sex with you.*

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**8.** Can I call you sometime? **=** I'd like to have sex with you.*

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**9.** Do you want to go to a movie? **=** I'd like to have sex with you.*

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**10.** Can I take you out to dinner? **=** I'd like to have sex with you.*

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**11.** I don't think those shoes go with that outfit **=** I'm gay *

Braxxus0311 40M
6 posts
12/26/2005 10:06 am

LOL Jeesh Girl your funny! lets chat sometime.<----doesnt mean anything except lets chat! LOL


rm_hockeydad92 58M

1/8/2006 5:44 pm

I must admit it is quite funny to me. being i guy I can totally understand that part, I know guys with that logic, personally it is just funny as all hell to me.


funaddict65 53M

2/10/2006 10:53 am

Are they all yours, or did you find them somewhere? If they're all yours you have a great sence of humor! ....... ;o) (I don't think there are any hidden meanings there, I'll cum right out and say what I mean.....lol)


Ladyblue85 58F

3/11/2006 11:46 pm

Many people ask if my "lists" are mine.... I cannot tell. You will have to beat it out of me.... well, at least spank in out of me!
However, I am a write by heart & soul since I was about 8 y.o.

Glad u enjoy my posts..... it's the main thing that keeps me <relatively> sane.


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