Privates  

Ladyblue85 58F
117 posts
3/18/2006 8:50 pm

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3/19/2006 9:03 am

Privates


Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the mountains of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmenship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk & Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you & me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper.

"We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a gonna sit down & have me a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper.

"Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes.

"We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks & pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy.

"You're cute," she says, "& I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea.

"Leroy pulls his friend to the side & whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary & see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back & gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

"Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"



scorpmail66 50M
260 posts
3/19/2006 6:13 am

lol very good x


num5ber

3/19/2006 6:36 am

Very cute. You have a good sense of humor, which is an admirable trait.


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