Ladyblue85 58F
117 posts
11/1/2005 9:27 pm

Last Read:
3/12/2006 12:04 am


A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady
forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a
clear voice " I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk
me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair
with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't
there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says."Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife
turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story:

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

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