Ladyblue85 58F
117 posts
1/13/2006 6:38 am

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3/16/2006 6:23 pm


Top 10 Bumper Stickers

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit

2. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

3. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

4. To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

5. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

6. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

7. Illiterate? Write For Help

8. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong

9. Cat: The Other White Meat

10. Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends


rm_hockeydad92 58M

1/24/2006 9:49 am

honey you really gotta patent these you could retire to an easy life the demand would be so high......you really should write for or take up comedy.......I have never read or heard better


1/24/2006 4:39 pm

Excellent. Did you really write these? Tell the truth, now!

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