Privates.........  

Ladyblue802 58F
126 posts
4/25/2006 5:27 pm

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4/25/2006 9:03 pm

Privates.........


Two Army boys, Leroy & Jasper, from the mountains of Kentucky, were promoted right from privates to sergeants because of their great marksmenship with rifles.

Not long after, they're out for a walk & Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you & me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper.

"We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a gonna sit down & have me a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper.

"Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes.

"We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!"

So they have their drinks & pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy.

"You're cute," she says, "& I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea.

"Leroy pulls his friend to the side & whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary & see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back & gives Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.

"Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?"

"Well Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"




angelofmercy5 58F
17881 posts
4/25/2006 6:59 pm

Funny! Good thing they know how to use a gun!


wildoats19622 54M
3483 posts
4/25/2006 7:39 pm

I think they were in my class at OCS.



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CrashnBern 57F

4/25/2006 8:19 pm

and they protect the country from what???


LavedDelayHumps 38M
3 posts
4/25/2006 8:21 pm

This was too funny. Thanks for making me laugh.


rm_Gentle12553 66M
1378 posts
4/25/2006 8:26 pm

They must have been MARINES.....


rm_boozer0073 51M
4 posts
4/25/2006 8:27 pm

honest catain i was just cleaning it an it went off


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