PICK UP LINES  

Ladyblue802 58F
126 posts
4/25/2006 5:23 pm
PICK UP LINES


wish you were a screen door..... [why? ] So I can slam you all day long!

Let's go get liquored up and each other.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

Nice legs, lets eat out.

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis.

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

Show me your pussy!

Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming. ---

If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.

I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down! ---

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina! ---
I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in

Dah, wanna see my dink?

Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?

Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?

Do you wanna lick my tongue?

Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you? ---

Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.

Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.

Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. 1

I've got a great big cock!

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. --

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?

Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?

May i pleasure you with my tongue?

Wanna go 50-50 on a charge?

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

Hi I'm (your name) I swallow

I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

Mines bigger than his want proof?

I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let you ride it.

You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...

Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".

love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration? ---
Nice fucking weather. Want to?

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?

I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you?

Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out?

Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN".

Can you lick your nipples? [no. ] Can I?

Alright, let's go... I'll give you a half hour. -

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

I'm hard. You wet?

I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

If you talk to me, I'll fuck you.

Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

I have a 13 inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.

(Stare at her until she says "What!?!") It isn't just gonna suck itself.

Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

Thanks for the blow job last night. (What blow job? I didn't give you one.) You didn't? You owe me one.

Let's go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.

I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.

Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my pussy cum!

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it. -
Hi, I'm a representative for Joe Boxer. I'm doing a survey on which brand guys prefer leaving in the corner of the room while having wild sex. ---
Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do.

Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?

I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together? ---

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you.

You know, looking at you right now, in this light... I could fuck you.

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? So simple... ...and so brilliant

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

If I'm a pain in your ass... We can just add more lubricants.

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and fuck you faster than a speeding bullet.

Sniff....Sniff... I smell that you are in season, want to breed?

Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

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