Colonoscopies  

Ladyblue802 58F
126 posts
4/25/2006 5:26 pm

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4/25/2006 9:44 pm

Colonoscopies


A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients

(Predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies.

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

digdug41 49M

4/25/2006 6:17 pm

these are great you rate

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1ande4u 39F

4/25/2006 7:42 pm

LOL That was funny. Thanks for sharing!


CrashnBern 57F

4/25/2006 8:17 pm

pretty good Thanks!!!!


Blue_eyes_smile 42F

4/25/2006 8:46 pm

LOL that is pretty funny!!


Musicmanforevr 78M
34 posts
4/25/2006 9:23 pm

HOORAY!!!!


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