BUMPERSTICKERS  

Ladyblue802 58F
126 posts
4/25/2006 5:11 pm

Last Read:
4/25/2006 9:15 pm

BUMPERSTICKERS


Top 10 Bumper Stickers

1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit

2. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

3. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

4. To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

5. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."

6. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

7. Illiterate? Write For Help

8. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong

9. Cat: The Other White Meat

10. Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

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libgemOH 56M/52F

4/25/2006 5:39 pm

My favorite was "My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!" -B


NSAAddict 42F

4/25/2006 7:51 pm

Good ones, my favorite: I got kicked out of cub scouts for eating a brownie


Ladyblue802 replies on 4/25/2006 9:14 pm:
Hey, never heard that one! lol

Blue_eyes_smile 42F

4/25/2006 8:56 pm

I have one that says "Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks Your An Asshole"... I get a few laughs off of that one..hehe


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
4/25/2006 9:13 pm

my favorite?

"Jesus is coming...look busy!"

LET'S GO METS!!!


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